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Scott Hanselman, "Virtual Machines, JavaScript and Assembler" - Fluent 2014 Keynote

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Don't miss an upload! Subscribe! http://goo.gl/szEauh How does the pervasiveness of JavaScript on the client change how we architect applications? We can create hundreds virtual machines in the cloud, but we are using the millions of visual machines that visit our sites every day? Suddenly we are scripting against thousands of Virtual Machines from the command line while creating things today with JavaScript in the browser that were impossible yesterday. LiveScript becomes JavaScript becomes ES6 and now we're compiling C++ to JavaScript. Join Scott Hanselman as he explores the relationship between the Cloud and the Browser, many Languages and one Language, how it might all fit together and what comes next. Buy Scott's books here. http://goo.gl/Y2Zsdh Stay Connected to O'Reilly Media by Email - http://goo.gl/YZSWbO Follow O'Reilly Media: http://plus.google.com/+oreillymedia https://www.facebook.com/OReilly https://twitter.com/OReillyMedia
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Justin (5 months ago)
I see Scott Hanselman, I click like.
Käni (6 months ago)
to this day this is one of my all time favorite tech talks. So. Fucking. Funny. i love you scott.
Check Norres (1 year ago)
What is Frckn Erlang?
Hywel Rees (1 year ago)
Awesome.
Kirill Kozionov (1 year ago)
Well, too thick up to MS
Shobhit Chittora (2 years ago)
Laughed so hard.
seenuvasan V (2 years ago)
jolly presentation..
Piotr Owsiak (2 years ago)
But it was the time you run "Quake" in the browser! See this blog post: https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2014/03/12/mozilla-and-epic-preview-unreal-engine-4-running-in-firefox/ which was published on 12th March 2014, the same date this video went on Youtube :D
Francisco Hanna (2 years ago)
Jake Weary JAJAJAJA
Standbackforscience (2 years ago)
So much lol.
terasurehunter (2 years ago)
First time seeing him as talker, before had just read his blog. Great dude.
Daniel Ram (2 years ago)
@14:36 pretty accurate lol!
Timur Uzel (2 years ago)
Wow I had no intention of trying azure until you said npm install azure
Black Eagle (2 years ago)
Does anyone else think the Chrome malfunctioning was planned ahead of time to discredit Google?
Philip Hamer (2 years ago)
nice kierkegaard dick van patten reference
Ryan Parker (2 years ago)
u oku
Ahmad Fahim Ayub (3 years ago)
I could not get back to what I was doing until I watched the whole thing. Good job Scott! This could be a great motivational presentation for any older develop who is eager, but hesitant to return to developing things using today's cutting edge technologies.
Vittoria (3 years ago)
What he does is to acknowledge that Microsoft is not a technology leader in almost any aspect.
that's pepper
II (3 years ago)
nice maymays
Noah Namey (3 years ago)
The fact this dude doesn't understand the awesomeness that is javascript, proves he's still a microsoft borg boy.
Luiz Esmiralha (2 years ago)
+Noah Namey BTW, the only funny thing in this presentation is that he thinks HTTP was a "good job". This made me laugh hard.
Luiz Esmiralha (2 years ago)
+Noah Namey The fact that he does not know that VMs were invented by MIT and commercialized by IBM in the 60s is what really bothers me. This shit is not new at all and I wonder how deep this "neckbeard" was buried in the past 40 years to not know the concept.
James Alcaraz (3 years ago)
+Noah Namey Enjoy your JS kool aid!
Blues Prodeep (4 years ago)
I simply can't help sharing this after starting watch it for only 1 minute.
mindprism (4 years ago)
Likely the most entertaining talk I will ever see.
Jacky Jackson (4 years ago)
Yeah, well, I think he is boring, not funny at all, and an attention seeker.
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Raouf Ganda (4 years ago)
Good job I really like this great presentation 
shipper66 (4 years ago)
But there is quake in the browser already
Hokibukisa (4 years ago)
I know he probably wanted to kick a kitten after having none of his presentations work.
Anthony Sherritt (4 years ago)
Very very funny, and very very well done.
Dennie D (4 years ago)
Wow. Now THAT was quality entertainment!
PasionTecnologica (4 years ago)
your password is visible in the video
Josh O'Bryan (4 years ago)
scott never fails to crack me up, awesome talk!
Arvindra Sehmi (4 years ago)
Really enjoyed this expose Scott!
James Street (4 years ago)
freddy krueger?
Jyrki Puttonen (4 years ago)
I've been listening Hanselminutes and This Developer's Life for a long time, but this was the first presentation from +Scott Hanselman I've ever seen. Wonderfully funny, and just great how he isn't too serious about himself or Microsoft.
Ankur Oberoi (4 years ago)
nailed it!
Jiri Prajzner (4 years ago)
good laugh, but we're used to it from m$, right? :)
Boris Bucha (4 years ago)
this man is just super awesome. i love his talks so much.
Jeremy Karlsson (4 years ago)
Really great talk by Scott Hanselman. It gave a great deal of laughs!
Shawn Driscoll (4 years ago)
13:00 I hate when I see a new computer having to do old stuff still. Worse than legacy code sometimes.
TheProfas (4 years ago)
Best stand-up comedy ever. :-)
Thanks for humor from Russia )
Nikita Skryabin (4 years ago)
Standup programmer? Scott is awesome))
Chad Thomas (4 years ago)
How in the eff do you downvote this?
Luiz Esmiralha (2 years ago)
+Chad Thomas Well, I can't answer for the others, but for me it was a combination of lame jokes and shallow content.
Chad Thomas (2 years ago)
+Luiz Esmiralha, this not a question of "How does one use Google+ and use the downvote feature?", it is "How can the 23 people who downvoted this talk actually downvote it?" #LostInTranslation
Luiz Esmiralha (2 years ago)
+Chad Thomas Well, Chad, I tried it and it's actually quite easy. Look for a little icon that looks like an upside down Italian telling you how to use ketchup in pizza. Found it? Good. Now move your mouse to it and click. Done. Easy, no?
O'Reilly (4 years ago)
+Scott Hanselman was one of the keynote speakers from +O'Reilly Fluent Conference. Everybody loved his presentation. 
shakerlakes (4 years ago)
Great talk! Note to the director: Next time? Picture in a picture. Way too much time was spent on Hanselman and not enough time on the presentation.
st as (4 years ago)
"cause it fun to say java" is link to Jerry Seinfeld's "everybody likes to say SALSA"
Henry Tao (4 years ago)
really rock the show. I love this talk (Y)
sixtisam (4 years ago)
One of the best presentations I've ever saw!
Agresvig (4 years ago)
Really excellent stuff Scott. Best keynote I've seen IRL!
Adriaan Putter (4 years ago)
Really enjoyed it! Scott keep up the good work you do.
Wilson Balderrama (4 years ago)
AMAZING !
Christian Ehrhardt (4 years ago)
very entertaining <3
Jiří Špác (4 years ago)
Wow, +Scott Hanselman rocks!
Ayan Tazhibayev (4 years ago)
Great Talk )
Angela Wyman (4 years ago)
"Good job on the internet! "
Pedro Henrique (4 years ago)
"When you wanna google with bing.... " hahahahahahahahahha

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