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Tim Hawkins - Atheist Kids' Songs

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Atheist megachurches exist. Do they sing worship songs? And what about children's church? Brand new from Tim's concert DVD "That's the Worst", available now at http://www.timhawkins.net/
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Larry Rhodes (14 hours ago)
There are no atheist Mega-Churches..
Emma Heart'Fire Ares (3 days ago)
You realize that atheism is that LACK OF A BELIEF IN A GOD!!!! this mean Buddhist, secularist, and Jedi, fall under the term athiest.
yes, i am shook. (4 days ago)
I'm am atheist and I agree 😂
Nolan Luther (5 days ago)
What about instead of hallejuh it's scientific method
GlitchBandit (7 days ago)
Im a funny and i find this atheist
Tucker Grimes (9 days ago)
what was the first song a parody of? in trying to find it.
joeskis (10 days ago)
I'm not going to tell you my beliefs and I'm not going to tell you my opinion on this video.
Robert mccluskey (12 days ago)
mega churches are a deception
Kimvindy's Mate (12 days ago)
MAnY ATHIEST COMMENT ON THIS..i've never belived that athiest wouldn't be still in our century but existing OMG??
That1Guy (13 days ago)
“Atheist church” has this person ever met an atheist?
law owl Pine 3 (13 days ago)
So flooding the earth and killing all but eight people,that’s loving children? How about all the other rape,murder,and incest in the Bible any good upbeat songs about that? Oh how about songs themed “you are never going to please the absentee landlord we call god”?
Bella Bells TV (13 days ago)
And for all people who believe in God I suggest you do not scroll down in the comment page People will get dark
Madison Kaylor (18 days ago)
i lost it at "wallowing in your unbelief"
PaddySnuffles (19 days ago)
Thats not how evolution works my dude. "Fittest" doesn't mean "strongest", it means "best adapted to the environment one finds themselves in". It can mean your fur is a better shade for camouflage in the rocks you live under, or you see just a tiny bit better in the dark. Humans are currently in the process of evolving the ability to consume milk past infancy, for example, which is an ability that makes our species more adaptable and likely to survive because it's yet another source of food/energy which we have access to (which can mean life or death in times of famine). And we don't believe in evolution because Darwin says so; we believe it because there's evidence. Evolution is a fact, btw; how it happens is what is up to discussion. Though you'd need to provide enough reliable evidence to disprove Natural Selection and/or provide a different (testable) explanation that accurately predicted results as well as Natural Selection before a different model could be considered.
doob ian (22 days ago)
We have megachurches?!
belle enigma15 (23 days ago)
OMG, the first song was my days as a Salvationist (until I grew to realise that they didn't practice what they preached!).
The worship song at the beginning was perfect 😂😂😂
Hoshimaru57 (25 days ago)
Good luck figuring out what I believe in. As far as I can tell I don’t have a single thing I believe. I’m too rational to think that a story written by some guy 2000 years ago is gonna be accurate, I’ve seen too much weird stuff to believe in nothing, and I tend to classify somewhere near the Buddhist school of thought, but I so don’t have it in me to give up the Earthly pleasure of my fiancé. So I could do that last song but I don’t think it’d come out appropriately. I believe that life is what’s around me, that it is a scientific certainty that I will reincarnate because of the laws of thermodynamics, and to not be a jerk and push said beliefs on others and just try to get along with everyone as best as I can.
I’m atheist but this is hella funny and true😂😂😂
M. Willz (28 days ago)
Gosh... I just couldn't stop laughing😂
The Awkward Wolf (28 days ago)
I love all these atheists commenting things like "Christians are dogmatic" when you people basically believe whatever your "expert" scientists say without question. You basically worship men like Stephen Hawking and Richard Dawkins
John royal (8 days ago)
The Awkward Wolf nope, an atheist is just someone who does not believe in a god. Whatever else they believe has no effect.
Wendy Torrance (30 days ago)
First time I have laughed at Tim Hawkins. Make fun of us more!
Dakota Stein (1 month ago)
as a christian i find this hilarious,being christian does not mean i can't have a sense of humor...im sure god has a great sense of humor... after all,he made politicians.
Mojos Bigstick (1 month ago)
Yep.  He's got it.  All that, and more.
Vadym Tymofeenko (1 month ago)
love your comedy, buddy
Gary Dye (1 month ago)
A Christian who professes to be an expert on atheism. His beliefs are wrong again!
R.B. (1 month ago)
Hahaha good on him.
Henry Wotton (1 month ago)
Christians are morons, but worse than that, they're not funny.
My Lord and Saviour (1 month ago)
A documentary. Only one thing is a little bit inaccurate: If you're weak you won't survive. Actually it is more like: If your DNA is unfit for the environment it exists in it has a very small chance of reproducing itself over generations
Carley Faith (1 month ago)
This made me dieee laughing 😂
INTJourney (1 month ago)
Are those atheist or nihilist songs for children lol
Cookie Roxy (1 month ago)
Sooo athiest don't love children? Sure ok... we have a church?? Wtf really? Who's the dumbass that build that?
Patricia Moore (1 month ago)
Praise god
JESUS DIED 4 UR SINS (1 month ago)
Lol
【red】 (1 month ago)
Welp its not wrong tho
Sub Ripper (1 month ago)
...... Those are metal AF. brb making an album. 😂😂
Mitchell Drummer (1 month ago)
I’m hilarious and I find this atheist
CrimsonMaverick (1 month ago)
I love that this is something that Christians AS WELL AS atheists can laugh at.
No one loves the children of the world//.... no one heres you cry no one heres your your lulaby.. no one loves the children of the world...
Richard Brorsson (1 month ago)
I'm a FLAMING athesit that sort of want tear down all churches, and I love this ! XD So funny! And heck yeah, I'd sing all these songs with my kids!
Stefan Hughes (1 month ago)
🎶Shout to the Void all the earth let us sing!
TravistheHuman (1 month ago)
Being gay and coming out of the SDA church I had to go find a community. We atheist sometimes get together chat about everything, play games, share food and drinks. We look out for each other in hard times. Church is about safety and community. Pastor Tim, you can't deny that there are many Christians who are bigots and threats to us. Some of us are viscerally and violently attacked unprovoked by your followers. As a leader it is your responsibility to find out who we are before you publicly joke about us. Look us up and learn about what we are doing and why before you make your report. My own group in Maine will welcome Christian visitors.
Xơydyvuye Zxc (1 month ago)
Wow he went prett emo real fast 😂
Dorvell Stewart (1 month ago)
He should’ve done an atheist version of “amazing Grace.“ Wonder how that would’ve went?
DurpyRainbow 004 (1 month ago)
When he sang “but there’s no reason why”. He sounded like Frank Sinatra.
Filipe Matias (1 month ago)
I am find and I hilarious this to atheist be.
Krypton (2 months ago)
1.2 K. atheists hate this but know it's the truth. Do you want scientific proof on that? LOL.
TazerFox (2 months ago)
his face at 1:34
Aidan McWhorter (2 months ago)
This man is butt cancer
James Blond6 (2 months ago)
1:35 ilove when he starts laughing while he’s singing😂
TheGoldenToppat _1 (2 months ago)
The evolution song killed me, and I'm an atheist
FluffY PenguiN (2 months ago)
Lol the void is more interesting than Jesus. At least it is to me.
Marco Yue (2 months ago)
i’m assuming they teach about science instead of bible stories in sunday school
Corvus Blackthorne (2 months ago)
I can't decide whether this guy is making fun of atheists, or whether he's making fun of Christians who think that's what atheists think.
Jelly Yt (2 months ago)
ATHIESM IS SPREADING FAST!!
jason thomas (2 months ago)
Kids know God’s real.
John royal (8 days ago)
jason thomas why?
jason thomas (8 days ago)
John royal this is incorrect sir
John royal (8 days ago)
jason thomas all children are atheist unless an adult tells them to believe in a god.
Brad F (2 months ago)
And Santa, the Tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny. Then they grow up and learn from science and math, how large our Universe is, and realize the so called good book isn't accurate or truthful, that's when we take off the blinders and rise too the next level, while you let someone control your life. How about you let children grow and learn until they're 18, before you expose religion to them.
EroticWhale (2 months ago)
As an Atheist, I think megachurches in general are silly so i wouldn't support it, but this is quite funny actually though lol
Driana Tiare (2 months ago)
Lol this is so funny 😂😂
Driana Tiare (2 months ago)
2018 anyone?
Michael Myrael (2 months ago)
Fuck you. Atheist parents love their kids and you Christians do not love kids. Here's why: You have no problems with the idea of living forever in your heaven if one of your kids ends up burning forever in hell. How the fuck can you actually love a god that will torture people forever with no mercy for merely not being gullible? Fuck all of you.
Da One U Noe (2 months ago)
Michael Myrael Jeez, can’t you take a joke? Christians are ridiculed all the time, it goes both ways. And by the way, everything you said isn’t true.
Jeffrey Jordan (2 months ago)
If you're an atheist, would you kindly reply on if you find this funny or not? Thank you.
Linkle the gamer (2 months ago)
Well he's not really portraying atheists correctly, so not really.
Merisi Bunker (2 months ago)
I snorted laughing at this
Grenherb (2 months ago)
as a person who looks up history, evolution is pure fraud. https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/comment/it-s-time-charles-darwin-was-exposed-for-the-fraud-he-was-a3604166.html https://evolutionnews.org/2008/01/darwins_failed_predictions_sli_9/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-to-solve-human-evolutions-greatest-hoax-167921335/ https://www.oxbowbooks.com/oxbow/blog/2017/04/01/murder-money-and-academic-mayhem/ https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/features/haeckels-embryos-the-images-that-would-not-go-away
John royal (8 days ago)
Grenherb nope.
Tasha Nyambe (2 months ago)
Bless you
Starmadien2019 (2 months ago)
WTF is Atheist church?
skate RAT (2 months ago)
This is honestly hilarious.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
Gus Tav (2 months ago)
Very Christian thing to do......mocking people who don't agree with your choice in beliefs. And Christians wonder why people hate them.
Da One U Noe (2 months ago)
Gus Tav Lol, you just perfectly described atheists. You all are so condescending, and you can’t even take a joke.
pop rocks horse (2 months ago)
Atheists trying to play it cool in the comments section. Super cringe.
Dan'te' J (2 months ago)
This is just all types of wrong and inaccurate. And You don't have to believe in the flying spaghetti monster to have hopes, beliefs, or morals. Look at Xtians, you believe in him and still don't have them so...
The Comedian (2 months ago)
Okay, atheists don't need a church dedicated to their stupid cause. It would be a bit ridiculous if they did. I mean I get why they don't believe in anything, but honestly, it's a poor excuse. Christians go to churches, atheists go to a philosophy class to be taught that there's no god by some moron who blames God and religion for the worlds problems, but can't seem to know the right answer to fix em. So yeah, it's kinda stupid to have a church for a group of people who believe in nothing. Note: Not bashing anyone, I'm just stating my opinion.
Caleb Taylor (2 months ago)
So many proud atheists commenting... That's like me going to a secular video and saying, Hey I'm a Christian!!
Emma Davis (2 months ago)
Ok I'm a Christian but this is hilarious!
kaitlynn pearson (2 months ago)
i’m an atheist and i sing these usually as a joke not because i believe in ‘worshipping’ nothing
NebulousWeb (2 months ago)
I think using the word 'church' is stupid, but it is a good idea to have inclusive, secular community gatherings once a week to listen to inspirational speeches, readings, drama and songs that make you think about your lifestyle and how to be a asset to your community. This would be a better substitute for what religious churches do (which mostly promote divisive, superstitious, bronze-age nonsense, collect tax-free money for it, and then argue in the legislative and political arena for special protections, considerations and privileges). I don't think this comedy bit is very funny, because it encourages ridiculous religious stereotypes and misconceptions of atheism. "Praise and majesty to nothing"? "There's no reason why we exist"? "No-one loves the little children?" "Wallowing in your unbelief"? "If you're weak you won't survive"? "Nothing to give me hope and certainty"? "When I die I'll be alone"? These are all incredibly ignorant ideas to be reinforcing, and shows that you literally know nothing about atheism. Would it still be 'just good fun' if you were perpetuating incorrect stereotypes of gay, black or disabled people? Or could it be viewed as divisive and potentially damaging to do that, especially considering that atheists are currently a minority group that is regularly bullied and threatened in the USA, and imprisoned and killed other parts of the world? If you want to know about these church-like atheist gatherings then read an article like this one (video included): https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21319945 While I'm here I may as well clear this up. 'Atheist' is the label someone gives to you when you reject their religious assertion. 'Atheism', then, is simply the act of rejecting religious assertion. That's it. There's nothing more to being an atheist than that. If some atheists do decide to congregate one day a week to listen to inspirational speeches and discuss community issues, literally the only thing they are guaranteed to have in common is that they have rejected religious assertion. Being an atheist says nothing about any other worldview you may have.
N / A (2 months ago)
Cringe.
Dragonpuppylover 3009 (2 months ago)
I’m an atheist and I love this! I started singing along it’s just so upbeat; I love it!
swordnquilstarskgrem (2 months ago)
I'm an atheist, and I appreciated his humor. He doesnt' appear, at least in this sketch, to be directly slamming atheists, but rather the concept of "Atheist Churches", and what would go on there. Atheist churches aren't a thing, except as a mockery, sort of like the FSM and the Church of the FSM which makes a mockery of Theism, from the celebrations to the religious headgear. I'm an atheist because I haven't seen anything yet that would prove to me that a god/gods or God exists, but I'm not into mocking Churches or religions. I see the wrongdoing in many churches, but accept that religions and churches are believed in and worshiped by human beings and, no matter whether or not an infallible being exists, none who worship him/her/it are infallible, and so, wherever it interests or angers me, I'll speak, work, and act out against humans using religion to perpetuate and perpetrate their crimes against gullible believers, using that very gullibility in which to choose their victims.
Robin Haga (2 months ago)
News
Connor __26 (3 months ago)
Is he atheist
Hamiltonman1123 (1 day ago)
No he is a Christian
ozskipper (3 months ago)
Nearly as funny as people who believe in talking snakes.
Wysteria Herr (3 months ago)
Steve Martin wrote the whole Atheist hymnal. Its called Atheists Aint Got No Songs. I cant be the only one who sings it on her way to church on Sunday mornings.
kevin.m (3 months ago)
This is hilarious! But i love hes voice at the first song xd
YxngBinky (3 months ago)
Can we just take a minute to register that a religious person is tryna call athiests ridiculous 💀💀💀
Annabeth 1052 (3 months ago)
Atheist church got me laughing like barbecue sauce on my titties
ashleymccoustic (3 months ago)
I’m a Christian, and still found this hilarious.
Falcon (3 months ago)
People love the children of the world. God of he was real would have killed millions of children in the bible but love ye
Serenity Scratch (3 months ago)
If you live your entire life believing in a God and there isn't one, you wasted a lifetime. If you spend your whole life not believing in God and there is one, you wasted an eternity. It won't hurt to look into it and be open minded to it, might as well give God a shot while you're alive, and have fun while doing so. Tim is a pretty fun guy, we can all agree on that haha
John royal (8 days ago)
Serenity Scratch which god?
Seecooty (3 months ago)
thats life! and the parents love the kids, I find it a comfort that there is nothing after death, I won't be concious and I will be no where. an eternity somewhere would be torture, I would get bored of heaven and it would be torture I would want to stop existing
Diego Martinez (3 months ago)
Yup basically
Suris the Skeptic anyone?
Anonymous (3 months ago)
Wow. you actually didn't confuse atheism with mesotheism. An apologist got something right about their opponent for once! Hats off to you, man
John the Atheist. (3 months ago)
I love this guy.
Reg Eric (3 months ago)
Sigh, christians are so dumb
wito awesomeness (3 months ago)
I would also like to add that there is no such thing as an atheist mega church... do you see why your delivery may not work? Only Christians out to already presume what atheist are, would even think any of the dribble as reflecting reality.
wito awesomeness (3 months ago)
You do know that for the joke to make sense... it has to be a proper representation of what your making fun of right? Everything you think atheists think is wrong. Its almost as if you've never actually engaged with an atheist in your life...
Well this is retarded.
Starbox Official (3 months ago)
This is unironically catchy.
arthur marshall (3 months ago)
science should be mandatory in all high schools then we wouldn't have so many dumbasses around
arthur marshall (3 months ago)
my song      what a friend we have in science...all our troubles it will solve.... what a friend we have in science ..take it to doctor in prayer.......I am an atheiist
IamGhede (3 months ago)
Praise the nothingness. Guess we sing about the same exact thing as thesis then.

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