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Tim Hawkins - Atheist Kids' Songs

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Atheist megachurches exist. Do they sing worship songs? And what about children's church? Brand new from Tim's concert DVD "That's the Worst", available now at http://www.timhawkins.net/
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Outside (1 day ago)
They're community halls. They just called it a church to piss off the theists
Alyssa Weicht (1 day ago)
Just as hilarious as when he makes fun of the different Christian denominations. It's hilarious XD
Barry Daniel (4 days ago)
Do some folks actually think that an all knowing God would not have created evolution for his creations to be able to adapt to changes...Please!!
HANNAH HURLEY (1 day ago)
What type of friend would you like a zombie friend with no humor likes nothing eats grass and acts like a cow or at least has a unique audited . That is what God thought out he new the consequences but he loved us so much more than that.
SadieCat (4 days ago)
Watching while avoiding to do my summaries on biology chapters on evolution
That's exactly what we sing XD
Karen Pinson (5 days ago)
This is hilarious,
Eternaldark866 (5 days ago)
My personal favorite was "Noone loves the little children". As an atheist, obviously the "atheist church" thing isn't really a thing, but it still made for a really funny bit. If this was meant to be offensive, it failed. It failed hilariously. If not, still an amazing piece of work.
Mike Glover (6 days ago)
There is a god
I’m atheist but what tf even is an atheist church? What do you even DO?
Adam Mcfall (9 days ago)
I dont know but here in seattle, some atheists have a church and sing songs like brown eyed girl. My simple conclusion is that former believers needed a community, so they created a congregation in order to have the sense of connection with their fellow man.
Roxan Morris (10 days ago)
I like this but Atheist church? That’s one of the reasons I’m an atheist at all To avoid going to a church
Kakle X Gamer (8 days ago)
Yup. Why go to church when you can stay home playing video games amiright
Scott LaFleur (10 days ago)
Atheist here. I thought it was hilarious. I didn't even know he was a Christian comedian until I read the comments. Just thought it was a guy making fun of atheist churches.
EPrimeify (11 days ago)
As a fellow atheist, just a note to any other atheists getting offended at this: It's a f*ckin' comedy show. He's a comedian.
Jim Scobie (11 days ago)
What atheist mega church?
Lexie Cook (13 days ago)
"Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for God’s wrath remains on them" that is John 3:36. i'm truly sorry if i offend anyone, but........ i hate it when people talk about God in a bad way, i am a true believer and i hope every one will get to know Jesus. if you want, i can show you how to be saved and ask Jesus into your life. if you don't want me to, it's fine. i don't want to force you to listening/reading this. just know whoever you are that is reading this, i will pray for you to get to know Jesus. long ago, when Jesus died on the cross for us, he made sure the Devil doesn't win. one of the best parts of being a true believer is to know you are forever forgiven. i hope you all know that throughout your day, i will pray for you. whether you like it or not, Jesus loves you!!!
David the Degenerate (13 days ago)
Evolution, this I know, for Charles Darwin told me so. Accidentally alive, if your weak you wont survive.
Olivia Jade (13 days ago)
I’m an atheist myself and I was dying of laughter. Y’all I’m gonna sing those songs for the rest of my damn life lmao 😂
Zer0dog (13 days ago)
I find it strange how comedians like George Carlin and Bill Burr can make fun of religion all they want and their treated as heros, but when someone makes fun of atheists a little bit all of a sudden no one has a sense of humor. Hypocrisy at its finest.
Icecoldhard (14 days ago)
I smiled a bit. Not offended at all.
theskillermv (15 days ago)
I’m an atheist and I think this is the most amazing funny clip about church I’ve ever seen😂
Wojtek Mlotkowski (16 days ago)
he is making fun of theists?
redtheboss r (16 days ago)
Everyone be like as a atheist
Nila Mills (17 days ago)
Yessssss LOL
Living Corpse (18 days ago)
Just goodness 😂😂😂
Ryan M (19 days ago)
Thumbs up from an atheist. That's some funny shit right there! I'll be looking for more of his comedy.
Kakle X Gamer (8 days ago)
YouTube recommended sent me here....not sure how it knows I'm an atheist but ok
Querty Uiop (20 days ago)
In the atheist church apparently they sing songs and drink tea afterwards
Emily Castaneda (21 days ago)
This is so hilorous! Tim Hawkins is the funniest christian comedian out there.
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Griffin Chalem (22 days ago)
There’s no atheist church. The whole point of atheism is you don’t have a religion
Sierra Diffenderfer (25 days ago)
This is hilarious!!!!!!!
Mateo vazquez (27 days ago)
That last song is catchy as shit.
Ben Snell (30 days ago)
Funny, but inaccurate. Hopefully, however, it may break down some barriers and facilitate conversation with former believers.
harryjoe223 (1 month ago)
He gave the athieats a stone cold stunner with the love of God lol
ScytheMeter (1 month ago)
God, how come you did not see this coming?
There's clearly don't understand what atheism is
ChristophProbst (1 month ago)
I used to go to a Unitarian Universalist church. I found that's pretty much where everyone who isn't a major religion goes on Sunday if they want a church feeling. It was mostly comprised of pagans, agnostics, and atheists. There were songs, but they were about tolerance and pretty lame, lol
Kakle X Gamer (8 days ago)
That's actually pretty interesting. Personally i wouldn't go to a place like that I'm not one for a churchy feeling but I'm curious as to what happens in them.
Ed (1 month ago)
I am an atheist and I find this very funny
Tomorrow is Yesterday (1 month ago)
This is awesome. I'm almost an athiest and still think this is funny. LOL.
Eddie (1 month ago)
It’s funny, but!!!! I couldn’t help but think at least we atheist don’t tell children there’s a loving god who will let a stranger snatch them, rape them, and kill them...
Whitey O (1 month ago)
+Eddie it's a good job if you can get it tho.
Eddie (1 month ago)
+Whitey O god must be on a 13.7 billion year vacay, omniverse BNB... fuuuuuck
Whitey O (1 month ago)
+Eddie maybe God was to busy that day feeding all the hungry kids in Africa....oh wait. Never mind
Eddie (1 month ago)
+Katie Davis an 8 year old girl was kidnapped, brutally raped and murdered. A 9 year old boy is kidnapped from the mall, raped and beheaded. I know "god works in mysterious ways", but it seems like he took the day off. Seems like he takes every day off. Ask yourself this question while we are at it. You believe god created everything, the entire universe... why did he create your main source of life giving light(the sun) to give you cancer?
Katie Davis (1 month ago)
Eddie I was never taught that. However after I was sexually harassed, i did feel that way. I asked why a God who is so good could allow that to happen to me. But what I have found is that, if i had never dealt with that, I wouldn’t rely on God like i do now. God is the only person who has shown me grace for my mistakes. He has given me healing, but most importantly He has shown me that i cannot rely on anyone else to satisfy me.
M Stanton (1 month ago)
:-)
person human (1 month ago)
I don't get upset at this even though I'm an atheist. The thing I do get mad at is when girl defined calls me darkness or someone calls me barely human.
Biddle Love (1 month ago)
Sorry but I thought this was shit!
Jesi Frostwhisper (1 month ago)
Every comment in this section starting with "I am atheist and" is fucking stupid. Noone cares that you are not offended, noone cares that you are offended~
Eddie (1 month ago)
Jesi Frostwhisper Touché.
Jesi Frostwhisper (1 month ago)
+Eddie Noone cares that no one* cares
Eddie (1 month ago)
Jesi Frostwhisper No one* cares that you felt the need to post this lol.
Grumpy Oldfart (1 month ago)
Atheists like me sing songs and love things that are real. Atheists like me, teach our children to love, respect and to think critically. Atheists like me have morality in us built in, it is part of us. Atheists like me love life and cherish it more than people that believe in an afterlife because we believe that this the here and now is what we have so we cherish it. And atheists like me don't go around pushing our beliefs (insert god of choice here) on others.
Kakle X Gamer (8 days ago)
As an atheist i think that was a beautiful summary of the general idea our group has however i wanna add that not every religious person pushes their belief on others and I have friends who have tried to push our lack of belief on others. It's just the loud and or rude extremists that give religions and non religions people labels like that.
Colton Wiggins (1 month ago)
Anyone have the chords & lyrics for this song??
Blind Truth (1 month ago)
Great work Tim Hawkins still so funny after all these years.
JesusLoves You 327 (1 month ago)
Time is running out... https://youtu.be/eUVKUHNY5Mg
Maggie Obersat (1 month ago)
I love Tim Hawkins!
KingOfMints (1 month ago)
As a hypocrite, I have a deep rooted hatred for every fucking person in this comment section.
Eddie (1 month ago)
KingOfMints now that’s honesty. I’d like to get deep rooted into you.
Wolfe The music lover (1 month ago)
I'm an atheist and this is hilarious but the idea of an atheist church is nonsense. The whole point of a church is to worship this God that people have made up to explain things that don't know and give them false hope. an atheist goes off if science and doesn't worship no God or Satan so a church for atheist makes no sense note: I'm not trying to hate any religion so please don't hate me! this is just an opinion
Nater Dude (1 month ago)
😂
Nikki Fonseca (1 month ago)
This is awesome 👏😂🤣
HANNAH HURLEY (1 month ago)
We all have the right to believe in whatever you were raised up in, but that means NOTHING to whether it is true or false in our world. Evolution has no proof of anything it tells you if you don't see it that way I encourage you to read the book "It Couldn't Just Happened" it will explain the pros and cons of evolution and creation. Please read book before commenting on this situation! Thank You!!!
Randy Young (1 month ago)
I understand creating a place where atheists could meet, but I doubt we'd call it a church.
Efosa Oyegun (1 month ago)
The root word for church in Greek "ekklesia" means assembly, council, congregation - a word in significant use *before* christianity. It simply implies indicates a gathering of people. Case in point, the name Jesus is just a Greek transliteration of Hebrew name *Joshua*. News flash, Jesus wasn't Greek, so he was Joshua to his folks, and it follows that Jesus/Joshua grew up in a town full of Joshua's because it was a super common name. --- Having said all that, the guy is funny, so enjoy!!!
Larry Rhodes (2 months ago)
There are no atheist Mega-Churches..
Kakle X Gamer (8 days ago)
That's where your wrong. They do exists as far as i know it's more to mock religion thought which is wrong. One example is the church of the flying spaghetti monster. Completely satire and made to mock religion they go as far to have there own wedding cermonies stuff. As an atheist i really disagree with the idea.
Emma Heart'Fire Ares (2 months ago)
You realize that atheism is that LACK OF A BELIEF IN A GOD!!!! this mean Buddhist, secularist, and Jedi, fall under the term athiest.
Kakle X Gamer (8 days ago)
Not entirely the lack of belief in god is the big part but it's also a lack of belief in the idea of miraculous creation and afterlife and power of prayer. Buddhist as far as I'm aware do have some belief in reincarnation which isn't atheistic
1uç4s (2 months ago)
I'm am atheist and I agree 😂
Nolan Luther (2 months ago)
What about instead of hallejuh it's scientific method
GlitchBandit (2 months ago)
Im a funny and i find this atheist
Tucker Grimes (2 months ago)
what was the first song a parody of? in trying to find it.
joeskis (2 months ago)
I'm not going to tell you my beliefs and I'm not going to tell you my opinion on this video.
Robert mccluskey (2 months ago)
mega churches are a deception
Kimvindy's Mate (2 months ago)
MAnY ATHIEST COMMENT ON THIS..i've never belived that athiest wouldn't be still in our century but existing OMG??
That1Guy (2 months ago)
“Atheist church” has this person ever met an atheist?
law owl Pine 3 (2 months ago)
So flooding the earth and killing all but eight people,that’s loving children? How about all the other rape,murder,and incest in the Bible any good upbeat songs about that? Oh how about songs themed “you are never going to please the absentee landlord we call god”?
Bella Bells TV (2 months ago)
And for all people who believe in God I suggest you do not scroll down in the comment page People will get dark
Madison Kaylor (2 months ago)
i lost it at "wallowing in your unbelief"
PaddySnuffles (2 months ago)
Thats not how evolution works my dude. "Fittest" doesn't mean "strongest", it means "best adapted to the environment one finds themselves in". It can mean your fur is a better shade for camouflage in the rocks you live under, or you see just a tiny bit better in the dark. Humans are currently in the process of evolving the ability to consume milk past infancy, for example, which is an ability that makes our species more adaptable and likely to survive because it's yet another source of food/energy which we have access to (which can mean life or death in times of famine). And we don't believe in evolution because Darwin says so; we believe it because there's evidence. Evolution is a fact, btw; how it happens is what is up to discussion. Though you'd need to provide enough reliable evidence to disprove Natural Selection and/or provide a different (testable) explanation that accurately predicted results as well as Natural Selection before a different model could be considered.
doob ian (2 months ago)
We have megachurches?!
belle enigma15 (2 months ago)
OMG, the first song was my days as a Salvationist (until I grew to realise that they didn't practice what they preached!).
Jared the All Out Gamer (2 months ago)
The worship song at the beginning was perfect 😂😂😂
Hoshimaru57 (2 months ago)
Good luck figuring out what I believe in. As far as I can tell I don’t have a single thing I believe. I’m too rational to think that a story written by some guy 2000 years ago is gonna be accurate, I’ve seen too much weird stuff to believe in nothing, and I tend to classify somewhere near the Buddhist school of thought, but I so don’t have it in me to give up the Earthly pleasure of my fiancé. So I could do that last song but I don’t think it’d come out appropriately. I believe that life is what’s around me, that it is a scientific certainty that I will reincarnate because of the laws of thermodynamics, and to not be a jerk and push said beliefs on others and just try to get along with everyone as best as I can.
I’m atheist but this is hella funny and true😂😂😂
M. Willz (2 months ago)
Gosh... I just couldn't stop laughing😂
The Awkward Wolf (2 months ago)
I love all these atheists commenting things like "Christians are dogmatic" when you people basically believe whatever your "expert" scientists say without question. You basically worship men like Stephen Hawking and Richard Dawkins
John royal (2 months ago)
The Awkward Wolf nope, an atheist is just someone who does not believe in a god. Whatever else they believe has no effect.
Wendy Torrance (3 months ago)
First time I have laughed at Tim Hawkins. Make fun of us more!
Dakota Stein (3 months ago)
as a christian i find this hilarious,being christian does not mean i can't have a sense of humor...im sure god has a great sense of humor... after all,he made politicians.
Mojos Bigstick (3 months ago)
Yep.  He's got it.  All that, and more.
Vadym Tymofeenko (3 months ago)
love your comedy, buddy
Gary Dye (3 months ago)
A Christian who professes to be an expert on atheism. His beliefs are wrong again!
R.B. (3 months ago)
Hahaha good on him.
Henry Wotton (3 months ago)
Christians are morons, but worse than that, they're not funny.
My Lord and Saviour (3 months ago)
A documentary. Only one thing is a little bit inaccurate: If you're weak you won't survive. Actually it is more like: If your DNA is unfit for the environment it exists in it has a very small chance of reproducing itself over generations
Carley Faith (3 months ago)
This made me dieee laughing 😂
INTJourney (3 months ago)
Are those atheist or nihilist songs for children lol
Cookie Roxy (3 months ago)
Sooo athiest don't love children? Sure ok... we have a church?? Wtf really? Who's the dumbass that build that?
Patricia Moore (3 months ago)
Praise god
JESUS DIED 4 UR SINS (3 months ago)
Lol
【red】 (3 months ago)
Welp its not wrong tho
Sub Ripper (3 months ago)
...... Those are metal AF. brb making an album. 😂😂
Mitchell Drummer (3 months ago)
I’m hilarious and I find this atheist
CrimsonMaverick (3 months ago)
I love that this is something that Christians AS WELL AS atheists can laugh at.
Cielo Villarroel Soriano (3 months ago)
No one loves the children of the world//.... no one heres you cry no one heres your your lulaby.. no one loves the children of the world...
Richard Brorsson (3 months ago)
I'm a FLAMING athesit that sort of want tear down all churches, and I love this ! XD So funny! And heck yeah, I'd sing all these songs with my kids!
Stefan Hughes (3 months ago)
🎶Shout to the Void all the earth let us sing!
TravistheHuman (3 months ago)
Being gay and coming out of the SDA church I had to go find a community. We atheist sometimes get together chat about everything, play games, share food and drinks. We look out for each other in hard times. Church is about safety and community. Pastor Tim, you can't deny that there are many Christians who are bigots and threats to us. Some of us are viscerally and violently attacked unprovoked by your followers. As a leader it is your responsibility to find out who we are before you publicly joke about us. Look us up and learn about what we are doing and why before you make your report. My own group in Maine will welcome Christian visitors.
Xơydyvuye Zxc (3 months ago)
Wow he went prett emo real fast 😂
Dorvell Stewart (3 months ago)
He should’ve done an atheist version of “amazing Grace.“ Wonder how that would’ve went?
DurpyRainbow 004 (3 months ago)
When he sang “but there’s no reason why”. He sounded like Frank Sinatra.
Filipe Matias (3 months ago)
I am find and I hilarious this to atheist be.

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