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Drunk Inspirations - Walking Straight
 
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This random decided I was the person to ask for advice on how to gain entry to a nightclub. I told him to pretend he was dancing. This is him practicing. I've no idea if he ever made it in.
Views: 1970 Konepig
Straight Drunk In The Club
 
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boredom and Jack Daniels lol
Views: 190 diesel1100795
Drunk girls walking straight
 
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Three drunk girls trying to walk straight on a line for science (this was actually a school projekt!)
Views: 15123 Skarpretter
patty drunk dancing on the STRAIGHT LINE
 
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patty likes to dance on straight lines...enough said
Views: 130 wendiehdz
Really Drunk kid
 
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Trying to walk a straight line.
Views: 208 volcom214
Drunk walk
 
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Stallings trying to walk straight
Views: 746 Benjamin Thomson
Hollywood Undead - California
 
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Download Mp3: http://amzn.to/Vnokuo Hollywood Undead Swan Songs Track 10: California Get, get, get drunk lets Get, get, get drunk lets Get, get, get drunk lets Get, get, get-- California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California throw it up Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California, so high we'll ride all night Comin' straight outta Cali (what?!) The 818 valley (what?!) 323! Fuckin' horse night alley(?) And from Highland to Clayton, all these bitches are hatin' 'Cause the shit that we're saying, is the shit that they're playin' If we don't make it we'll take it If ain't real then we'll fake it Open your mouth and I'll break it; don't give a fuck it you hate it! We're looking for the 6 chicks, down with the 6 dicks Rollin' all day, gettin' buzzed its ridiculous Horny like the sickness Quickies with the quickness Pussy like its business Work it like its fitness Listen while I spit this, gamin' all these bitches Now I'm gonna hit this, and fuck until I'm dickless! California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California throw it up Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California, so high we'll ride all night Let's get girls in the front and the sluts in the back Let's push 'em all together and put 'em on our laps Alcohol and drugs and California love They got me ready to party on this sweetened Bacardi From the north to the south, this state's all about Silicon lips and all the fake tits! California girls; best in the world Best in the back seat; so lets get fuckin' nasty! I'm a pirate on the streets of C-California Movin' and cruisin', we're boozin' all night to the mornin' So from dust 'till dawn, you know Undead is always on Hit it once like a bomb Hit it twice and then I'm gone! California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California throw it up Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California, all night 'till the morning You don't wanna step on us, we leave the club fucked up Come on down and say "What's up?" Don't front 'cause I ain't buzzed Johnny's here to fuck you up JDOG pass the 40 up You know I'll be here all night And Undead 'till the day we die California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California throw it up Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California show me love Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California, all night 'till the morning Get, get, get drunk let's Get buzzed; let's get fucked up Get, get, get, drunk let's Get buzzed; let's get fucked up Get, get, get, drunk let's Get buzzed; let's get fucked up California, so high we'll ride all night!
Views: 2227458 Masterflick
Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test
 
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If you get pulled over in Louisiana and your blood alcohol level is lower than the cops who stopped you...you're free to go. Police Dash-cam video footage. http://www.JonReep.com http://www.twitter.com/JonReep
Views: 5308667 Jon Reep
drunk guy
 
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drunk freind isnt thinking straight lol watch !!!!!!
Views: 610 mickceyt
Dubai Drunk
 
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This is what happens when you put a bunch of sailors on a boat and dont let them drink for 2 months straight then let them off and give them as much beer as they can buy
Views: 2429 crxboy17
Drunk Louis
 
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I was drunk on new years eve. This is me trying to walk straight. Yep, not much luck. new years eve '07.
Views: 167 sumguy6986
How to Fake Being Sober
 
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Watch more Bar Life & the Art of Drinking videos: http://www.howcast.com/videos/1373-How-to-Fake-Being-Sober If "sloppy" and "drunk" are often used in the same sentence to describe you, you might want to soak in some of these suggestions. Warning Never drink and drive. Step 1: Pop a Vitamin C Pop a Vitamin C. Studies have reported that a large dose of Vitamin C will prevent drunken behavior. Step 2: Walk a straight line Announce to whoever's around: "I'm as sober as a Deacon and I can prove it!" Then walk a straight line. The keys are to focus on a point on the ground 10 feet in front of you and don't look down at your feet and the line. Tip If a police officer asks you to follow his finger with your eyes, mention that you've had a lot of coffee. Caffeine causes the same involuntary jerking of the eyeball that alcohol does. Step 3: Eat something overpowering Forget the mints: Eat something overpowering enough to cover up liquor breath, like garlic. Step 4: Put in eye drops Put in some eye drops. Step 5: Lower voice Lower your voice; drunks tend to get loud. Better still, try not to talk at all. Step 6: Powder face Powder your face—borrow a compact if you have to—to get rid of any telltale redness. Did You Know? Research has shown that college students spend more money on booze than they do on tea, coffee, milk, juice, soft drinks, and books combined.
Views: 490535 Howcast
lauren's drunken nights in turkey
 
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lauren is fuukd out of er hed on holiday in turkey - altinkum - peyda aqua apartmants. we were all drunk every night 4 2 weeks straight and shes onli 14!! hahaa!! lol
Views: 4627 xsammix91
Drunk Gay Boys Kiss
 
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http://www.myspace.com/picadillycourt (Danielkevin) and http://www.myspace.com/brandonhiltonmusic (Brandon Hilton)
Views: 213341 Danielkevin84
Drunk at the sheffield shield - bowl straight
 
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This drunk at the sheffield sheild match between QLD and SA was giving the Redback players some friendly advice.....also wouldent let up on wine....
Views: 233 Weierdo11
hahahha, drunk cat.
 
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not really drunk, we were just spinning him on the ground, so he can't walk straight.
Views: 89 smaloney456
CLEMENT DRUNK PART 1
 
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THIS IS FUNNY IF ONLY YOU COULD UNDERSTAND THAT HE HAD TWO DRINKS AND THEN WAS DRUNK FOR 4 HOURS STRAIGHT
Views: 157 samtutti
drunk
 
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they couldnt even see straight..
Views: 42 ivobeba
Shanes drunk test!
 
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shane showing me how to walk in a straight (drunken) line
Views: 173 Matt Furtek
Drunk Hallucination
 
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Adam Hallucinating after drinking straight Tequila! Thinks hes going to a party with, MIKE AND JOHN??
Views: 537 David Edbom
wild girls gone drunk
 
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gils go drunk on straight vodka and one gets drunk
Views: 14846 jeandenish
OMG so drunk!!!
 
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This guy is so drunk that he can't even stand up straight. he makes a hole in a wall!!!
Views: 3817 airwolf21
Ignition - R Kelly [[Lyrics in video, and Description.]]
 
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TharSheBlows,HomesSkillet. HereYouBe;; (Intro) Now, usually, I don't do this but uh.... Go head' on and break 'em off wit a lil' preview of the remix.... Now I'm not trynna be rude But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you The way you do the things ya do Reminds me of my Lexus coupe That's why I'm all up in ya grill Trynna get you to a hotel You must be a football coach The way you got me playin' da field Hook: So baby gimme dat "Toot toot" And lemme gi' ya that "Beep beep" Runnin' her hands through my fro' Bouncin' on twenty fo's While they sayin' on the radio Chorus: It's the remix to ignition Hot and fresh out the kitchen Mama rollin' that body Got ev'ry man in here wishin' Sippin' on coke and rum (rum) I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk) It's the freakin' weekend Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun) Bounce (10X) C'mon Now it's like "Murda She Wrote" Once I get cha out them clothes Privacy is on the do' But still they can hear ya screamin' mo' Girl I'm feelin' whatchu feelin' No more hopin' and wishin' I'm about to take my key 'n' Stick it in da ignition Repeat Hook Repeat Chorus Crystal poppin' In the stretch Navigata We got food everywhere As if the party was catered We've got Fellas to my left (left) Hunnies on my right (right) We bring 'em both togetha We got drinkin' all night Then afta the show It's the afta party And afta the party It's the hotel lobby Yeah, around about four You gotta clear the lobby Then take it to ya room and Freak somebody Can I get a "Toot toot" Can I get a "Beep beep" Runnin' her hands through my fro' Bouncin' on twenty fo's While they sayin' on the radio Repeat Chorus(2 times) Outro: Girl we off in this Jeep Foggin' windows up Blastin' the radio In the back of my truck Bouncin' up and down Strokin' round and round To the remix We jus' thuggin' it out
Views: 1365838 SuperNinjaCupcakes
guy has been drunk for 50+ hrs
 
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he was going for a record of being drunk for 72hrs straight. he only made it to just under 60. still thats a lot
Views: 377 brently300
jarse drunk on his 21st
 
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jarse drunk cant sit up straight on his 21st in armahole
Views: 464 Bob w
Drunk/straight edge
 
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dsalfj
Views: 381 jesopdestroy
Ken Drunk
 
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In a failed attempt at filming a CHEX Schoolwatch, Ken Elrick II had difficulties keeping a straight face. Hilarity ensued.
Views: 485 davetrowsdale
Me drunk
 
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Me trying to tell my brother and katie im not drunk and walking a straight a line.
Views: 55 TiPPidy
Ynews-Austrian gets drunk,my plot to steal gas,and John McCa
 
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A drunk Australian was found on the highway,a guy steals gas straight from the gas station ,and John McCain is a terriost.
Views: 332 ynews4u
Drunk Simion
 
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Simion eats fruitr that was soaked in alcohol for 12 hours straight and was already drunk before.
Views: 54 jamiefrye
drunk boys makin out
 
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yea its boys makin out... crazyness lmao kind weird i know but still i can find humor in it so its all good and hell someone might actually like it lol
Views: 242142 SexyParty2008
Faux drunk bowling...
 
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me and some friends messing around at the bowling alley...spin 10x and see how straight you throw it.
Views: 57 M. Casey
Carlos Drunk
 
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after a party. he was trying to walk in a straight line. it was way worse i just didn't catch it on camera. Dangit!
Views: 280 Jordyn B
FiandBegone - The Spin Test....Am I Drunk?
 
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We spun then tried to walk a straight line
Views: 162 FiandBegone
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Straight To You
 
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Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Straight To You Henry's Dream All the towers of ivory are crumbling And the swallows have sharpened their beaks This is the time of our great undoing This is the time that Ill come running Straight to you For I am captured Straight to you For I am captured One more time The light in our window is fading The candle gutters on the ledge Well now sorrow, it comes a-stealing And Ill cry, girl, but Ill come a-running Straight to you For I am captured Straight to you For I am captured Once again Gone are the days of rainbows Gone are the nights of swinging from the stars For the sea will swallow up the mountains And the sky will throw thunder-bolts and sparks Straight at you But Ill come a-running Straight to you But Ill come a-running One more time Heaven has denied us its kingdom The saints are drunk howling at the moon The chariots of angels are colliding Well, Ill run, babe, but Ill come running Straight to you For I am captured Straight to you For I am captured One more time
Views: 84599 chainsofpeople
ellie drunk
 
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apparently i did this for 15 mins straight. i only remember doing it for like a min.
Views: 2913 ifellforyou22
julia drunk
 
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julia speaking straight up jibrish
Views: 429 sabathepersianchick
Drunk Russian Tank Driver
 
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An allegedly drunk tank driver hits a house and a shop in a village in Russia's Urals region. Locals say the soldier who was wearing military clothes, swayed slightly as he clambered into the tank and was clutching two bottles of vodka. For more news and videos visit ☛ http://ntd.tv Follow us on Twitter ☛ http://twitter.com/NTDTelevision Add us on Facebook ☛ http://on.fb.me/s5KV2C STORY: This is not your ordinary military exercise. In fact when this tank rolled through an isolated village, it crashed straight into a house. A mobile phone video camera captured a seemingly drunk soldier climb into the tank clutching two bottles of vodka. [Yelena Kulakova, Village Shop Owner]: "He [tank driver] bought two bottles of vodka and he was already drunk when he came into the shop. Then he went to his vehicle and started reversing." Oleg Petrov, the owner of the destroyed house and an ex-army serviceman himself, was on the verge of crying. [Oleg Petrov, House Owner]: "A drunk tank driver destroyed my house. When I served in the army I was waiting for them to provide me with a house. But they didn't. In the end I resigned and built my own house. But they destroyed it now." The soldier had apparently made a detour en route to a military exercise to buy snacks and vodka. But the Russian army say he was by no means drunk. [Konstantin Lazutkin, Volga-Urals Military District]: "The driver was absolutely sober, because he was going to military exercises." Locals claim the carrier was being used to collect alcohol from a local shop. Perhaps the soldier will think twice before going shopping with a tank again.
Views: 195721 NTDTV
27 hours drunk in Vegas
 
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Our friends chad and paul in vegas. No sleep and drinking for 27 hours straight...
Views: 600 gotarealjob
still drunk walking back home
 
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still drunk walking back home
Views: 473 jenn davis
Uce Duce... dont get drunk n fall asleep
 
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this what happens when u drink for twelve hours straight. you get an unwanted haircut... mutherfuckers!
Views: 1529 La2hot
gay or drunk?
 
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2 guys chuggin beer but somehow tongues touch what do u think of that?
Views: 169724 Blaire Bear
Drunk retard hit my car!!
 
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"Johnny Cronic" Some drunk retard went straight through the stop sign and onto my driveway smashed into my truck, the boat flew off its trailer, broke thru the garage door, and the drunkerd walked away without a scratch!!
Views: 4205 sendmedem
Paula Abdul Drunk Again
 
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Paula Abdul making a drunken ass of herself. Again.
Views: 30972 lzrburn01
Drunk cam 1
 
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Drunk cam spots a man that can barely stand up straight and keeps shrugging his shoulders even though no one is talking to him.
drunken hand puppets
 
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hahaha this is what happens after being drunk for four days straight
Views: 90 LikeAnOutlawBaby
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?
 
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Jimmy Buffett song
Views: 2503193 ktherk87

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