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Van Diemen's Land Trailer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/18/cannibal-film-induces-vomiting/ A film telling the story of Australian cannibal Alexander Pearce has made audience members physically sick. Van Diemens Land, starring Neighbours actor Oscar Redding and directed by Jonathan Auf Der Heide depicts the 1822 escape from a prison on Tasmanias Sarah Island by Alexander Pearce and seven other inmates. After escaping Pearce murdered and cannibalised his fellow escapees. Auf Der Heide believes its the films realism which has caused such a reaction with his audience. The vomiting thing was a real surprise to me — we had two people vomit in New Zealand, and a couple of people have fainted during the first killing scene, he told The Mercury. But its nowhere near as intense as a lot of the cinema thats out there today because we did shy away from the gruesome stuff. What people find so gruesome about it is that it is approached as authentically as possible. So there are no blood splatters or any of that stuff that were used to but when it becomes a reality, murder can be mundane and clumsy and ugly. And terrifying. Van Diemens Land has an Australian theatrical release on the 24th September.
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sewer creature
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/01/strange-sewer-creature/ Video footage from surveillance robots in a North Carolina sewer system has sparked an internet hysteria over subterranean mutant creatures. The footage which was originally shot in April has recently surfaced on YouTube and has begun wild speculation as to what the unidentified creatures are. The video was shot with sophisticated robotic surveillance robots in the sewer pipes beneath Cameron Village in Raleigh, North Carolina. A blog written by local residents have christened the strange phenomena the Cameron Village Sewer Blob. The ugly monsters resemble vile pulsating hemorrhoids in a slimy bum crevice. But what the hell are they, alien life? Mutants? Or just regular sewer fauna?
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Police Hunt For Supermarket Bum Sniffer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/12/21/police-hunt-for-supermarket-bum-sniffer/ Police in Plymouth, Devon are on the lookout for a balding weirdo who was caught on CCTV sniffing the backside of a supermarket employee. The bespectacled, middle aged man has been seen on two separate occasions sniffing the arse of an unidentified male shop assistant in the Plymouth branch of the Co-Op supermarket. The stores CCTV cameras filmed the oddball on two consecutive weekends going about his funny business, Devon police are appealing for witnesses to the attacks which took place on 31st of October and 7th November this year. Its a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man. Det Con Steve White told The Sun.
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Vic Reeves ~ I Remember Punk Rock
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The Girl Who Cries Blood
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/11/the-girl-who-cries-blood/ A doctor from Dallas has travelled to India with the National Geographic Channel to examine a girl who claims to spontaneously cry blood and bleed from her feet and scalp. Dr. George Buchanan is a pediatrician at the University of Texas Southwestern and Childrens Medical Center in Dallas, National Geographic persuaded him to travel with them to India to meet 14 year old Twinkle. When I heard her story even before I left, it sounded very suspicious to me. I had not seen bleeding conditions like this before. Buchanan told Today. When Dr. Buchanan examined Twinkle he found no signs of injury, and no feasible explanation as to where the blood was actually coming from. The blood appeared to simply seep through the skin, which Buchanan was quick to point out is impossible. I dont know where the blood comes from. I cant tell how. It seems to be her blood, but where its coming from, Im not sure, Buchanan said. When one looks at her, theres no obvious cuts or scrapes or scratches or wounds; this seems to come right through the skin and the eyes, and medical science just has no good explanation for that. Theres no mechanism by which blood can spontaneously come through the skin and from the eyes as medical science understands it. This really does raise the question: Is this being faked in some way, or is the blood being placed there or put there by Twinkle? Buchanan believes that Twinkles condition is most likely psychiatric rather than medical, he suspects she suffers from Munchausen syndrome where people imagine symptoms and then physically recreate them. Or even more alarming it may even be Twinkles mother who is suffering from the syndrome and it is her who is creating the blood and placing it on her child. There are never any witnesses to the bleeding actually beginning, other than Twinkles mother.
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Backyard Bigfoot
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/09/backyard-bigfoot/ A Kentucky man has caught a mysterious figure lurking in his back garden on camera, the unidentified creature resembles a large ape. Kenny Mahoney set up a cctv camera to try and discover which animals were eating the vegetables he was attempting to grow in his backyard, he got plenty of shots of rabbits and raccoons pillaging his vegetable patch and then he stumbled on this remarkable image which shows a large black creature at the far end of his garden. "It looked like it had the outline of a head, and like gorilla type shoulders, and then the arms crossed is what it looks like to me," Mahoney told Wave 3. Skeptics say the figure is just a black bin-liner.
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The Black Widow Triumphs At Jalapeno Eating Contest
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/18/the-black-widow-triumphs-at-jalapeno-eating-contest/ Sonya The Black Widow Thomas has defeated reigning champion Pat Bertoletti at this weeks La Costena Feel the Heat Jalapeno Eating Championship Challenge held in Chicago. In a close run competition Thomas and Bertoletti went head to head following a tie in the main event and had a one minute eat off where Thomas emerged victorious. Last year Bertoletti won the event by eating 191 spicy peppers in 6.5 minutes, but this year Thomas took the title by guzzling 250.5 peppers with Bertoletti only managing a disappointing 240. Thomas walks away with the $2,700 first prize. Other big names who competed include recent Krystal Square Off World Hamburger-Eating Championship finalist, Hall Hunt.
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Kris Marshall Makes US TV Debut in 'Human Target'
British actor Kris Marshall who is currently appearing in a series of British Telecom commercials and previously appeared in My Family and Funland will make his American television debut in an episode of Human Target. Marshall won Best Newcomer at the British Comedy Awards in 2002 for his role as the idiotic Nick in My Family, since then he's had parts in British films Love Actually and the original Death at a Funeral and starred in the brilliant Funland which was written by The League of Gentleman's Jeremy Dyson. Currently Kris is seen on British TV in a series of BT adverts which are like an OXO family for the new millennium. The much loved actor was involved in a serious car crash in 2008 and suffered head injuries, fortunately he has since made a full recovery and is now making a breakthrough into international stardom. Marshall is set to appear in a forthcoming episode of Human Target playing Doug Slocum, a National Geographic photographer who gets himself into lots of trouble with a South American army and is chased by them and a deadly bounty hunter. It's up to the show's protagonist Christopher Chance, played by Fringe's Mark Valley to save the hapless photographer before it's too late. Check out a clip from the episode below, courtesy of Syfy.
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Bizarre Fish
http://www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/underworld/27270-bizarre-fish-found-brazil.html Scientists in Brazil have found a bizarre gelatinous fish which may even be a new species of jellynose fish.
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World Record Beer Mat House
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/04/12/world-record-beer-mat-house/ Sven Goebel from Germany has fulfilled a dream by winning a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for building the world's largest house built from beer mats. Goebel took three months to build the house, painstakingly stacking over 250,000 beer mats against each other to create a house with tables and chairs inside also constructed from beer mats. Yesterday the final part of his record breaking feat was to demolish the house so Guinness officials could see for themselves that no glue or other adhesive was used in the construction of the house.
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Heroes Season Four Trailer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/30/heroes-season-four-official-trailer/ NBC have released the official teaser promo for the forthcoming new season of the smash hit show Heroes, and it looks amazing. The clip features heavily on the new "Carnival" concept and shows Prison Break star Robert Knepper in his new role as the creepy carnival owner Samuel. Knepper was originally contracted to just six episodes but it seems he will be a regular character on the show, speaking recently at the San Diego Comic-Con Knepper told fans more about the role he will be playing. "Samuel is the reluctant ringleader of a carnival, he's made a decision that his life is not going to be the way it used to be," Knepper said. "one-by-one lures the heroes into helping with that plan," The first episode of Heroes season four airs in the US on 21st September.
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World record stiletto racing
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/09/28/world-record-stiletto-racing/ Four hotties from Australia have set the new world record for the fastest relay race in stiletto heels. Brittney McGlone, Laura Juliff, Casey Hodges and Jessica Penny who called themselves the Pinkettes are all students at the Australian Institute of Sport. Around 100 women, and one bloke competed in the races yesterday, which were in aid of the National Breast Cancer Foundation. The 4×100m stiletto relay race was held at Circular Quay in Sydney, all competitors had to wear 3-inch high heels which were checked by the judges. The winning team of girls managed to complete the course in just 1min 4.19 seconds. Brittney McGlone explained that running in stilettos is as easy as sprinting, you just need to get up on your toes and don't let your heels touch the floor. So there you go. The four sexy sprinters strutted off with £6,000 in prize money and said they were going to spend it on a trip to Thailand.
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Geordie Pantsman Breaks World Record For Most Underpants Worn At The Same Time
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/04/02/geordie-pantsman-breaks-world-record-for-most-underpants-worn-at-the-same-time/ Thats pantsman, not postman. 51 year old Gary Craig from Whitburn in South Tyneside has set the brand new world record for wearing the most pairs of underpants by slipping on an amazing 211 pairs of undercrackers. Guinness World of Records have yet to verify the record, but it looks like its only the bureaucracy that stands between the self titled Geordie Pantsman and his world record breaking crown. Backed by local press and the two charities hes helping support Tynesider and underpants fan Gary Craig dazzled a crowd of spectators at Dusk nightclub in South Shields last night as he performed his remarkable achievement. Gary was inspired to break the record after seeing some half-wit on YouTube wearing dozens of t-shirts all at once and decided hed like to do a similar thing but with loads of pairs of Y-fronts. After doing a little research Gary discovered that a television host in Australia had already set an existing record for wearing 200 pairs of undies. So the challenge was set, Gary needed to break the 200 mark and decided to have a target of 211 pairs of knickers. I wanted to really crack it and give the Australians something to think about. I deliberately went one over the 10 just to make sure. Gary said. After finishing the event Gary told fans he was feeling a bit sore but still confident. I felt like if Id had more pants I could have carried on he said. Gary undertook the challenge in aid of St. Simons Drop in Centre for the unemployed and underprivileged in South Shields, of which he is chairperson and also to raise cash for Cancer Connections, a local charity providing practical help and support to cancer sufferers, their families and friends. You can still donate to these worthy causes by visiting Garys website: Geordie Pantsman.
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Shark Vs. Sea Snake
http://www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/natter/29035-shark-vs-snake.html#post293947 This is a great video taken by a camera on the Great Barrier Reef.
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Haunted Manchester Museum
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/06/23/haunted-manchester-museum/#axzz2WwHWNROE Curators at the Manchester Museum have been left flabbergasted after CCTV footage has shown an ancient Egyptian statue has began moving around all on its own. The seemingly haunted statue rotates on its base in an anti-clockwise direction, as if looking around the museum's egyptology department with it's own spectral eyes. Egg-headed boffin and artefact expert Campbell Price was the first to notice the 250mm black object had been moving around, but he initially assumed that another member of museum staff had been buggering about in the display case and simply nudged the effigy. It soon became apparent that the statue was moving regularly, either by someone's hand or perhaps supernatural influence. Price set up a CCTV camera to monitor the statue's display cabinet and the unbelievable footage shows that the statue mysteriously moves all by itself. http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/06/23/haunted-manchester-museum/#axzz2WwHWNROE The ancient Egyptians manufactured statues like the one in the museum to act as vessels for the souls of the deceased. Could this really be a centuries old dead Egyptian rattling about in a museum display case? Tell us what you reckon could be moving the artefact in the comments section below
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Two headed kitten
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/06/11/two-headed-kitten/ A kitten with two faces has been born in Charleston, West Virginia. The cute little critter has been christened 'Two Face' and is so far doing well despite the odds being stacked against him. Two Face was born on Tuesday (8th June) and was part of a litter of six kittens all of which were perfectly normal besides Two Face. The condition which caused the kitten to have two faces is known as Diprosopus, a craniofacial duplication caused by a protein called sonic hedgehog homolog. It isn't the result of embryo splitting, like so many other two headed or multi-limbed animals, the condition actually causes a second face to develop on the skull. Vets have warned that little Two Face may be unable to suckle properly, but his owners are hoping that with the proper care the kitten will survive and grow into a two faced cat.
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Psychosis Trailer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/31/psychosis/ We were all very pleased here at The Morningstarr* to hear the news that the lovely Charisma Carpenter would be joining the cast of Legend of the Seeker next season. Having been a fan of hers since her days in Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel it was god to see she was returning to some decent roles in the sci fi/fantasy genre. Her casting in the Stallone action movie The Expendables sounds like a good thing, the over the top all-star line up is getting plenty of publicity and this can only be a good thing for Charismas career. But unfortunately this piece of crap cant be doing her any favours. Whilst its nice to see Charisma getting a lead role for a change, this nonsense featuring Darkness singer Justin Hawkins as a ghost isnt likely to win her any new fans. Psychosis is a clichéd psychological thriller that has no sense of originality and looks cheap and dull. Charisma plays the part of a sensitive American writer who retreats to an idyllic English countryside mansion to write her latest novel with her new husband and is haunted by the ghosts of motorway protesters who were massacred 15 years previously. Dont take my word for it, watch the trailer and see for yourself. The film might be worth watching just to see Justin Hawkins get brutally murdered.
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Dahmer Vs Gacy Trailer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/11/08/dahmer-vs-gacy/ Every once in a while a movie comes along which is so ridiculous you just have to watch it, Id definitely put Dahmer vs. Gacy in that category. After some bright spark came up with the idea of a Freddy vs. Jason, Aliens vs. Predator, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus etc some people clearly found inspiration but wanted to come up with an even better clash of the evil titans. Thats where Angry Baby Monkey Pictures come in, Dahmer vs. Gacy is their brainchild, and what a sick little monkey it is. Obviously you cant make a film about two dead historical figures battling against each other without some sort of explanation, well I suppose you could but Angry Baby Monkey have offered an explanation of sorts. A secret government lab is trying to genetically engineer the ultimate killer by experimenting with the DNA of infamous serial killers, when the clones of Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy escape. A shotgun totting, whiskey swilling redneck is sent after the killers to recapture them. What follows looks like a good hour of random bloody violence, pure black comedy and some ninjas. What more could you possibly want. Things to look out for are a special star performance by Ethan Phillips of Star Trek: Voyager fame and also an appearance by Guns N Roses guitarist Steven Adler. The whole thing seems to be in incredibly poor taste, and director and star of the film Ford Austin promises its just the first in a series of five Grindhouse style films he plans on making with Angry Baby Monkey. Excellent.
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Face Bank
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/win-a-freaky-face-bank/ This month The Morningstarr* is giving away a free, freakish, Face Bank money box. The Face Bank is a freaky Japanese robotic piggy bank which eats your money. Sensors in the eyes of the Face Bank detect your proximity and it begins eagerly chewing in anticipation of you shoving your hard earned cash in its gob-hole. Luckily, the coins can be easily removed again so you can use the Face Bank as a money box for your loose change. Using sensors in its eyes, the Face Bank knows when youre about to feed it a delicious coin and starts to chew expectantly. Just wedge the coin in Face Banks mouth and it will chew and swallow it up. Dont try to feed it your finger or sweets though, its only interested in keeping your coins safe. Face Bank is hugely popular in Japan, where weird robots are highly sought after. The Face Bank uses a special PVC skin stretched over a number of electronic muscles to create a realistic chewing action. While at first the creepy monkey-like face may alarm you, once youve become accustomed to it it becomes irresistible and is a sure way of helping you save money. Check out the video of the little critters in action. Face Bank will be your best friend. Just remember to feed it we cant be held responsible if you dont. To win your very own Face Bank just fill in the form below with your name and e-mail address and click send. http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/win-a-freaky-face-bank/
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Woman Impaled With Tree Branch
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/19/woman-impaled-with-tree-branch/ 20 year old Michelle Childers from Idaho had a lucky escape from death when she was skewered through the neck with a tree branch following a freak accident. Childers was driving along in the passenger seat of her car, with her husband Daniel earlier this month when a spruce tree crashed through the passenger side window and impaled her through the neck. Childers said that in the confusion all she felt was a strange pressure in her neck and shoulder, her husband told her that the tree limb had penetrated her neck. The couple drove to a nearby Lodge near the Idaho-Montana border and called for help. Michelle was airlifted to hospital where surgeons worked for six hours to remove the tree branch from Michelles neck, the branch had penetrated her neck by eight inches and had narrowly missed the jugular vein. Doctors say if the branch had been just fractions of an inch out it would have severed the vein and Michelle would have surely bled to death.
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Lady Gaga vomiting
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/10/09/lady-gaga-tosses-her-cookies-live-on-stage/ Not to be outdone by that little sissy Justin Bieber, sexy pop wierdo Lady Gaga spewed her ring this weekend live onstage in Spain whilst performing live on the stage. Just last week pint-sized pop piss-ant Justin Bieber yakked-up some sick whilst miming away to one of his jaunty little numbers on the very first night of his "Believe" tour. Baby Bieber later explained that he'd drank too much milk, and clearly once finished on the teat his mother didn't burp him properly. Fast-forward or rewind to this weekend and Gaga is gyrating on stage in Barcelona as part of her "Born This Way Balls" international world tour around the planet. But disgustingly half the way through dancing to her hit pop record Edge of Glory Gaga erupts into a technicolour yawn very nearly splashing her topless male dancer with sick and chunder. But like real trooper Gaga just wiped the chunky barf from her lips and managed to dance her way through the entire rest of the show
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The world's tallest sandcastle
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/05/22/the-worlds-tallest-sandcastle/ A sandcastle builder in America has broken his own world record for the tallest sandcastle in the world. Ed Jarret is the man behind the sculpture, he began work on the sandcastle on 1st April and spent up to 15 hours a day sculpting 1.6million pounds of sand into a 38 foot high castle. Jarret didn't achieve this incredible result alone though, he had help from over 1,500 volunteers to get the sculpture finished in time for the final recording of its dimensions. When officials got to the site on Friday Jarret's sandcastle was 38 feet high (11.6m), that's 6.5 feet higher than his previous record, and the equivalent of 7.6 Kylie Minogue's high!
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bikini babe parade
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/03/07/new-record-for-bikini-babe-parades/ One of our favourite world records has been beaten today by a gaggle of bikini-clad lovelies in Florida. 450 hotties gathered at tourist hotspot Panama City Beach yesterday to set a brand new record for the world's largest bikini parade. Hundreds of spring break honeys from all over the United States flocked to Florida to carry out their patriotic duty by stealing the record from the Australians. "This is the most exciting day of my life, tears were coming out of my eyes, I'm so proud of the United States" one sexy lady blubbed. Town officials were a little apprehensive to begin with, the idea of 450 scantily clad college girls parading themselves along the beach was seen by some as a tinderbox ready to ignite an orgy of raucous behaviour. "We'll have a lot of college kids and there's a lot of hormones flowing out there." Panama City Beach city council member Ken Nelson said. "It's very volatile and it doesn't take a whole lot for things to go sour." Fortunately the event didn't turn into a scene from Caligula and the record could be officially verified by a Guinness World of Records adjudicator.
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Happy birthday to Rob at RS Prop Masters
Here's a special birthday message from all of us at The Morningstarr* to Rob at RS Prop Masters. The message is conveyed by Mr Methane in his own unique style. Get your own personalised fart greeting here: http://www.mrmethane.com/farts-video-greeting/ And check out RS Prop Masters for the only genuine replica prop Stormtrooper armour available anywhere. http://www.rspropmasters.com/
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Merlin Season Two Trailer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/13/merlin-season-two/ Merlin, the BBC fantasy drama starring Colin Morgan as a young Merlin returns next Saturday to BBC One. The show does for Arthurian legend what Smallville did for Superman, Morgan plays the young wizard who befriends a young Prince Arthur and is mentored by a mysterious imprisoned dragon played by John Hurt. Merlin is sworn to secrecy about his magical powers as all magic is outlawed in Camelot by King Uther, Arthurs father played by Buffy star Anthony Stewart Head. The show has been a huge international success and was received well when it premiered in America this summer. Now the show returns to BBC One on Saturday 19th September at 18:40. The season kicks of with an episode entitled The Curse of Cornelius Sigan, Merlin must compete with a conman who turns Prince Arthur against him and is forced to seek the help of the Great Dragon once more.
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Lost Boys: The Thirst - official trailer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/09/25/three-more-lost-boys-films-and-a-tv-show/ The second sequel to the smashing 80s vampire flick Lost Boys is about to hit the shelves as it goes straight to DVD. But there are hopes of a high demand for Lost Boys: The Thirst when it is released next month, so much so that there is already talk of three more movies and a TV show. Star of the films Corey Feldman is even taking his band on the road to promote the movies! Lost Boys: The Thirst sees the return of both Frog brothers, Feldman is joined by his onscreen brother Alan, who is played by original actor Jamison Newlander. Eye-candy for the film is provided by South African supermodel and actress, Tanit Phoenix. Phoenix has also appeared in Lord of War and she stars alongside the likes of Sean Bean, Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo and Luke Goss in the forthcoming Death Race prequel. To promote the release of The Thirst Corey Feldman has put together a live performance where fans get to see the stars of the show in a "theatrical setting", get a sneak peak of the new movie and also get to listen to Feldman's band, Truth Movement, playing. Dressing up is also encouraged. "What we're going to do is have a live theatrical experience with Live Nation and the House of Blues. It will give fans the opportunity to come to the House of Blues and see the original Lost Boys in a theatrical setting. They'll also get a sneak peek of the new film and they can come in costume -- there will be a costume contest. My band Truth Movement is going to perform." Feldman explained. Unfortunately for British fans the Lost Boys live experience will only be touring select dates in the US in October. But this might cheer fans up, Feldman has also announced that Warner Premiere who produced the last two Lost Boys films are already considering making a further three movies and pushing the franchise onto the small screen. "If (The Thirst) performs as it seems it's going to, we're open to not only another sequel, but we're talking three more films, a second trilogy." The actor said this week. "We've plotted out three more films that could bring back more original characters. We're also talking a television series."
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Michelle Trachtenberg gets sexy
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/02/13/michelle-trachtenberg-gets-sexy/ Buffy's little sister Dawn is all grown up these days, and she's making sure everyone notices. Michelle has managed to stay working since the end of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in 2003, she's had a few parts in Robot Chicken over the past few years and also appeared regularly in Gossip Girl. The 25-year-old actress is currently promoting her new movie Take Me Home Tonight, a retro-comedy set in the '80s and written by Jackie and Jeff Filgo who also wrote That '70s Show. The movie was made in 2007 but is only just getting a theatrical release, Michelle took the opportunity to promote the release of her new film and get her own back on the boys who used to tease her about her lack of breasts by doing a steamy photo shoot for Maxim. "For every little boy in high school that used to fuck with me and torture me and bully me, my message is 'How you like me now?'" The hottie told E! News. "The boys would say horrible things like, 'Oh, you can land a plane on your chest,' and 'Michelle are you a boy?' I was ridiculed. But now they're going to be buying a copy and keeping it in their bathroom. Revenge." The once flat-chested actress explained. Well I'm not entirely sure what kind of revenge supplying your former classmates with top notch masturbatory material is, but that's the kind that Michelle likes to dish out.
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Brand New K9 TV Show
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/05/k9-the-television-show/ The Doctors robotic sidekick from the 70s is about to launch his own TV show. Park Entertainment have announced that the series has reached post production and should hit TV screens in Australia and Europe early next year. K9 first appeared in Doctor Who in 1977 as the companion of the fourth Doctor, played by Tom Baker. There have been four different versions of K9 already, K9 Mark I left the show when he accompanied Leela to Gallifrey. K9 Mark II then left with another companion, Romana. K9 Mark III was introduced for the first K9 spin-off TV show entitled K9 and Company, which featured Elisabeth Sladen reprising her role as Sarah Jane Smith. That series was axed and nothing was seen of K9 until a brief cameo in the special Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in 1983. K9 then returned to the show, along with Sladen in the episode School Reunion featuring David Tennant as the tenth Doctor. K9 Mark III was destroyed in that episode and the Doctor rebuilt him as K9 Mark IV, Mark IV has since featured in another Doctor Who spin-off, The Sarah Jane Adventures. This latest K9 series will not feature any other characters from the Doctor Who universe and is clearly aimed at a younger audience than Doctor Who. Park Entertainment describe it as X Files meets Men in Black with a zany dash of Ghostbusters
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Chupacabra Remains Discovered
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/01/chupacabra-remains-discovered/ http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/state&id=6993266 A man in San Antonio, Texas believes he may have found the remains of a legendary chupacabra in his barn. The dead animal was taken to the Blanco Taxidermy school in Texas. Taxidermist Jerry Ayer says hes never seen anything like it before, the dog-like creature does resemble the descriptions given by witnesses who claim to have seen the mythical creature which also goes by the name of goat sucker. According to legend the chupacabra is a vampiric beast which attacks cattle, particularly goats, and drinks their blood. In recent years many witnesses have spotted strange dog-like animals that arent common coyotes and believe the cryptid creatures to be the legendary goat suckers.
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World Gravy Wrestling Championships 2010
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/08/30/world-gravy-wrestling-championships-2010/ Today saw the 4th Annual World Gravy Wrestling Championships held in Lancashire. Hundreds of spectators and the country's press gathered at the Rose 'n' Bowl pub in Stacksteads near Rossendale to witness what is fast becoming one of the North West's premiere weird sporting events. Over 1,000 litres of gravy were produced for the tournament which pits wrestlers against each other in a 4.5m paddling pool filled with cold, clammy gravy. There are both men's and ladies matches and although the wrestlers are scored on technique a good sense of humour and some fancy dress go a long way in impressing the judges. The contest is held in aid of the East Lancashire Hospice and today's wrestling has raised £3,000 to help fund the hospice. The emphasis at the wrestling is always on fun, but that doesn't mean it's completely harmless. During some of the earliest rounds a rather rotund and maniacal looking wrestler almost killed a Postman Pat impostor by trying to drown him in the gravy. Previous to that a wrestler dressed as a green goblin had to be led out of the gravy ring by medics after he suffered a painful shoulder injury at the hands of Mr T AKA Joel Hicks, last year's men's champion. This years winners were Elisa Samsan who took the ladies title and Elliot Rooke who won the men's.
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World Air Guitar Championships Winner 2011
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/08/27/german-woman-wins-the-world-air-guitar-championships/ A young woman from Germany has won the World Air Guitar Championships in Finland, only the second female to ever win. Aline 'The Devil's Niece' Westphal went up against 14 other contestants from all over the world in front of a 7,000 strong crowd at Oulu, Finland yesterday. Each contestant had to perform two rounds, the first round with a song of their own choice and the second round all competitors had to air guitar along to Rage Against The Machine's Without a Face. For her first round the 'Devil's Niece' stormed into the lead with Foo Fighters' Pretender, and even though US air guitar champion, Justin "Nordic Thunder" Howard, managed a tie in the compulsory song round it wasn't enough to beat Westphal. The only other woman to ever win the championships, which is now in its sixteenth year, was Johanna Ala-Siurua from Finland back in 1999. This year not only did a lady win, third place also went to a female, Veronica "Like Ever Gin" Mullerova of the Czech Republic.
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UFO Filmed In Brazil
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/28/ufo-filmed-over-brazil/ A television crew driving along a road in a remote Amazon district happened upon a brilliant light show in the sky and took this footage of what they are describing as a UFO. The filmmakers who work for Gazeta were travelling home from a previous assignment on 24th October when by sheer chance they spotted the strange craft hovering in the skies above them. Cameraman Jailson Fernandes described the craft as oval shaped and said it just hovered in the sky flashing its lights for well over an hour. Looks kinda like an aeroplane to me.
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Lake Monster Caught On Video
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/06/02/lake-monster-caught-on-video/ A video has appeared on YouTube which some speculate could be the almost legendary lake monster of Lake Champlain in North America. Lake Champlain is situated right on the United States border with Canada, its a freshwater lake which has a coastline along Vermont and New York states in the US and also in Quebec, Canada. The lake is said to be home to Champ, a lake monster similar to the more famous Loch Ness Monster. The legend of the monster dates back hundreds of years and began in Native American folklore, but there have been over 300 reported sightings of the cryptid creature including several photographs and now this video. The video was shot just days ago by a YouTube user called Mookiebone. Mookiebone gave this account of the video. I shot this video of something in the lake at Oakledge Park on Sunday (05/31/09) early am (0530 or so). I dont know what the eff it is but its definitely not normal Oakledge Park is situated in Vermont.
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16 Year Old Cheerleader Kills Alligator
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/19/16-year-old-cheerleader-kills-alligator/ A 16 year old cheerleader from South Carolina has hunted and killed a ten foot alligator in a dark swamp in the middle of the night, using a crossbow. Buffy Summers, Claire Bennet, now you can add Cammie Colin to your list of kick ass cheerleaders. The plucky 16 year old won a place in the annual public alligator harvest held in South Carolina. Cammie was part of a five person team who sailed a boat through Sparkleberry Swamp at around 03:00hrs last Sunday morning, but as Cammie was the only one who had won a place to actually hunt the alligators she was only only one authorised to shoot the beast. The state requires that crossbows or harpoons are used to hunt the alligators, so their carcasses can be towed in using the line. Cammie shot the massive reptile in the tail, and like fishing the alligator is then tired out before being towed to the boat where another hunter then shoots it in the head with a rifle. 5′4″ Cammie weighs just 120lbs, the alligator measured 10′5″ and weighed in at over 350lbs. The alligator will now be eaten, and Cammie has a freezer stocked with alligator meat.
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Priest drowns baby at baptism
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/07/27/priest-drowns-baby-at-baptism/ A priest in Moldova is being questioned by police after the six-week-old baby he was baptising drowned. Witnesses have told police that the priest, Father Valentin didn't cover the baby's mouth or take any other precautions when he submerged the infant fully underwater three times to baptise it. The baby was clearly distressed and was having trouble breathing, it began bleeding from the nose and mouth and turned blue. The child was taken to hospital but died on the way there, doctors found water in the baby's lungs and confirmed it had died from drowning. The priest is now under investigation by Moldovian police and could face three years in prison of found guilty of causing the child's death.
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Porridge world record
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/18/world-record-porridge/ A town in Russia claim to have smashed the world record for the biggest bowl of porridge. Last year organisers of the annual Cupar Highland Games in Scotland set the official Guinness world record with a huge bowl of porridge that weighed 630kg, but earlier this week residents of the Russian town of Tula cooked up a massive cauldron of porridge weighing 865kg! The massive cauldron was mounted on an impressive seven-metre-high tripod and heated over a real log fire. The porridge contained 129kg oats, 2kg salt, 8kg sugar and 784 litres of water. The porridge was stirred by two big burly Russian weightlifters using giant wooden spoons, and the finished porridge was distributed amongst 3,500 spectators. All that is required is the official seal of approval from Guinness World of Records.
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The first of our brave little explorers has reached the patio.
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Mothership Filmed Above Pakistan
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/05/09/mothership-filmed-above-pakistan/ This video was reportedly shot on 26th April this year in the sky above Lahore, Pakistan. The unidentified flying object gives the impression of being some sort of mothership with seven smaller satellite craft encircling it. The UFO was described as being massive, one witness claims it was the size of several cricket fields. The clip seems to show the trail left behind from an aeroplane passing beneath it.
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Shark Found In Toilet
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/11/14/shark-found-in-toilet/ Two women at the Henry Chamber Waterfront Park in South Carolina got quite a surprise last weekend when they found a shark in a public toilet. The shark was dead when they found it, and is unlikely to have got in the toilet on its own. Park authorities are quite certain that the shark did not swim up the toilet outlet and get stuck in the toilet. The two women were said to be shaken by their find, but calmed down enough to take a photograph of the fish with a mobile phone.
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Doctor Who prequel webisode
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/03/26/doctor-who-prequel-webisode-and-iconic-image-released/ This prequel webisode is the first of three that the BBC will be releasing during the new season of Doctor Who, which premieres on Saturday 23rd April on BBC 1.
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Paragliding Donkey
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/07/20/paragliding-donkey/ Tourist operators in Russia are being investigated by police after they strapped a live donkey to a parachute and then hoisted it out over the sea at a popular seaside resort. The paragliding operators at a resort at the Sea of Azov decided to use the donkey as part of a publicity stunt, the animal spent a full 30 minutes in the air suspended under the parachute being towed along by a speedboat. The stunt wasn't much of a success though, the animal was clearly distressed and children playing on the beach began crying as the donkey began braying in terror. Police in the area are now investigating a possibly animal cruelty case, but they were amazed that no one witnessing the event bothered to call the authorities. "The donkey was screaming, and children were crying yet nobody had the brains to call the police," a local police spokeswoman said.
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Two Headed Snake
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/29/two-headed-snake-found-in-illinois/ A couple in Illinois got a bizarre surprise yesterday when they found a two headed snake hiding in a chest of drawers in their home. Jerry Williamsons wife was routing through a drawer used to store bits of junk and all that kind of stuff you never throw out when she found the two headed serpent hiding in the bottom. At first Mr Williamson simply couldnt believe it, but the snake was alive and well and had just shed its skin. The Williamsons have decided to keep the reptile, believed to be a North American water snake as a pet as they feared it might not survive in the wild. The North American water snake grows to around 135cm in length and feed on frogs, fish, small birds and mammals. The danger with a two headed snake is the heads often try to eat each other!
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Worlds Strongest Vagina
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/07/the-worlds-strongest-vagina/ 42 year old Tatiata Kozhevnikova from Russia has set a new world record for lifting weights inside her vagina. Kozhevnikova already holds the title of Worlds Strongest Vagina in the Guinness Book of World Records but she has beaten her previous record by lifting a 14 kilo glass ball with her lady parts. Kozhevnikova told L!fe that she had been training her vaginal muscles for 15 years to achieve such a remarkable feat. After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls, she said. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out! Since then Kozhevnikova has moved on to using the correct custom made vaginal balls. You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook. Its enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week youll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed, she says.
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Shane MacGowan and Friends Release Haiti Charity Record
Buy it here: http://www.7digital.com/artists/shane-macgowan-and-friends/i-put-a-spell-on-you http://www.concern.net/en http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/02/27/shane-macgowan-and-friends-release-haiti-charity-record/ The all-star charity record organised by toothless punk rocker Shane MacGowan will be released on 8th March and its available on pre-order at 7 Digital. The cover of Screamin Jay Hawkins I Put A Spell On You is performed by MacGowan himself and a group of his pals including Nick Cave, Johnny Depp and Bobby Gillespie. Also donating their time and talent are Paloma Faith, Eliza Doolittle, Chrissie Bacon Rind Hynde, the Sex Pistols Glen Matlock and the Clashs Mick Jones. Jones and Depp play guitar on the track, the rest of the artists provide vocals. All proceeds from the record will go to Concern Worldwide, a charity organisation supporting the relief effort in Haiti following the devastating earthquake which took place on 12th January. Although charity records are not supposed to be a contest, the other charity singles in aid of Haiti released by Simon Cowell in the UK and We Are The World 25′ in the United States are frankly terrible. If people want to give money to the relief effort in Haiti they can do so by just make a straight donation, but if anyone wants to buy a decent record and feel like theyre saving lives then they should really be buying I Put A Spell On You and avoiding the other two releases like dysentery.
Views: 1503 The Morningstarr*
Doctor Who The End Of Time Trailer
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/12/06/doctor-who-the-end-of-time-new-trailer-and-promo-images/ The BBC have just released a brand new trailer and set of promo images for the forthcoming Doctor Who Christmas Special episode The End Of Time. The trailer appears to show how the Master is brought back from the dead, and keen eared fans will notice that the Ood leader is voiced by X-Men actor Brian Cox.
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Snake With A Human Head
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/02/13/snake-with-a-human-head-found-in-malaysia/ Its over 5,000 miles from Greece but residents from Pahang in Malaysia claim to have found a Gorgon, like the famed Medusa. The strange creature, which has the body of a snake and the head of a human, was reportedly captured by Malaysian aborigines. The story goes that the men spotted two of the beasts, one male and one female, but only managed to catch the female. Witnesses claimed that the creature initially begged to be released back into the mountains, others say it was trying to summon the male monster to come and rescue it. In Greek mythology Gorgons are hideous women often portrayed with live snakes for hair and a serpents body, one look into the eyes of a Gorgon is supposed to turn you to stone. The specimen on display in Pahang appears to be the coiled up body of a python with a human head and little skinny arms, news of the bizarre animal quickly circulated and people began paying good money to view the beast, which sadly turned out to be dead, the so called snake monster has not been verified. Here is the video footage of the creature that was passed to the Malaysian press.
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Aliens Creating Crop Circles In Spain
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/19/aliens-filmed-in-spain/ Shocking footage of extra terrestrials creating crop circles in a field in Spain has hit the internet. All News Web report that the footage was being studied by UFO experts to ascertain its authenticity. The film is less than a minute long and was supposedly shot by locals at a farm in the Spanish province of Valencia. The aliens appear to be burning a symbol into the field and strange looking silhouetted creatures are seen through the thick smoke. The terrified camera operator appears to run in fright. All News Web paranormal expert Michael Cohen is unconvinced by the footage. When will hoaxers realize that footage that ends with a camera pointing pointlessly at the ground while its owner pants for breath dont make things appear more realistic.
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