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Funny Song #9: The Name of my Frog
 
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More Funny Songs on this channel and Songdrops.com. The Name of My Frog is a funny song about animals by Songdrops (Other funny songs for kids and all ages from children to adults: The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, Tarantulas, The Long Word Song, Paula the Koala, and many more). Lyrics to The Name of my Frog: I have a bunny named bunny and a rat named rat A bird named bird and a cat named cat A ferret named ferret and a dog named dog So you can probably guess the name of my frog: CHORUS: Francis Felix Fenton Fabian Finley Farnsworth Falco Fallon Flannigan Fairfax Freddy McGrog Farley Fernando the Frog I have a hamster named hamster and a fish named fish A horse named horse- not really but I wish A crab named crab and a snail named bob That's another song, but the name of my frog: is I have a lizard named lizard and a snake named snake A Himalayan Guinea Pig I just call Jake A parrot named parrot who goes with me when I jog And who won't stop saying the name of my frog I have a mouse named gerbil and a gerbil named mouse The night that I named them it was dark in the house A cute little piggy that I call Dr. hog But do you remember the name of my frog? (But I just call him Mr. Jumpers) The Name of My Frog: A funny kids song by Bryant (Songdrops) Oden
Views: 550757 songdrops
FUNNY SONG #3: The Long Word Song
 
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The long word in this funny song is spelled 2 ways: HippopotomonstrosesquiPPedaliophobia, which has become preferred in recent years, and HippopotomonstrosesquiPedaliophobia. The Long Word Song is a funny song by Bryant Oden, about a real word, that means fear of long words. It's also spelled with two Ps in quipped: HippopotomonstrosesquiPPedaliophobia. It's a newer word, and experts still disagree about the spelling. It's pronounced Hippo potto monstroses quip ed alio phobia. More funny songs by Bryant Oden (AKA Songdrops), like The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Homework Song, Best Friends Forever, Tarantula's, The Color Song, and many more, on this channel and at Songdrops.com. Free download of this song: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2793262 Free download of the instrumental karaoke version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2845692 Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (Pneumono ultra microscopic silico volcano coniosis) is in most dictionaries but some experts believe the word was created specifically in order to be ridiculously long... LYRICS to The Long Word Song: ((Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia) I’ve been afraid of big words since I was a kid I thought that I’d get over it somehow I never did Usually it’s no big deal but every now and then You’re audaciously loquacious (ahh!) it kicks in again I went to a specialist and said what’s wrong with me Based upon your test results, it’s not hard to see You’re afraid of lengthy words you’re not the only one Here’s what your condition’s called but this won’t be much fun Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia If you’re afraid it’s no big deal, here’s one you should know-a Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia I’m not even joking, no I kid you not Though it’s absurd that’s the word I don’t like it a lot There’s one thing I know for sure so listen if you please Whoever came up with the word did not have the disease [Chorus] I was in my science class when I started screaming It was cuz of a video the teacher was streaming It was about a lung disease I hope they all get better But whoever named it gave it way too many letters I mean really who would name a disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Not very sensitive to people who have [chorus] [chorus] Other funny songs for kids and everyone by Bryant Oden include The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The BFF Song, Tarantulas, Paula the Koala, and dozens of other other funny songs).
Views: 3053704 songdrops
Funny Song: The Day You Told me Your Name
 
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Funny Valentine's Day/Love song song: The Day You Told Me Your Name- by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). A funny love song for Valentine's Day or any day. Can YOU keep up? Other popular funny songs for kids, teens and adults by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, Paul the Koala, The Homework Song, The Color Song, The Long Word Song, and some funny love songs for Valentine's Day on this channel and at Songdrops.com. CHORDS AND LYRICS to the funny Valentine's Day song, The Day You Told Me Your Name: The Day You Told me Your Name phone Voice 1119 has updated + end. V1: [INTRO: CDG I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name] D I call you my: G Baby, honey, sugar, bunny C Sweetie Snicker doodle Baby Doll cuddle poodle D C Sweet cheeks Angel eyes Pooh Bear cutie pie G Cuddle Muffin Twinkle toes Honey bunny Tootsie roll C D G EM They all mean the same They just mean C D G I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name D So I call you my: V2: (Faster) I call you my: Sweet Heart Sweetie pie, Honey bunch , Butterfly Pumpkin, Sweet Potato, honey pot, hot tomato Sunbeam Sugar peeee Buttercup bumble bee Love bird Sunshine Superfine Angel Mine They all mean the same They just mean I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name V3: (Faster) I call you my: Dream boat dumpling dear heart darling Honey Bear Sweet pea, Sugar plum Honey bee Baby cakes Sugar pie ap-ple of my eye Snuggle Bunny Honey Dew just to name a few They all mean the same They just mean I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name V4: (Faster) I call you my: Sweet Peach hot stuff Angel my love Gum drop pancake Honey Bun cupcake Sugar Lips Huggle Bear Honey Suckle I don’t care Puppy Wuppy Awesome possum Snugglicious Cuddle blossom They all mean the same They just mean I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name I wish I had heard you the day you told me your name V4 Same til ending: C D G EM I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name C D G D [hold] Yes I wish I had heard you the day you told me your name [Hold D] But I didn’t so here we go I call you my [Now only the BOLD of all 4 verses] END of V4: C D G EM They all mean the same They just mean C D G I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name No I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name Ending quick instrumental: GGCCGDG
Views: 251388 songdrops
Funny song #8: Before I Could Rhyme
 
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Before I Could Rhyme is a funny song for kids, teens and everyone, by Bryant Oden (The Duck Song, BFF Song, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, Tarantulas, and other children's songs and funny songs for kids, teens and everyone) iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437019959 On the CD of 40 funny songs for kids and everyone: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." Fun and funny songs for children and teens. http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops By Bryant Oden (Other funny songs: The Duck Songs, The Duck Song 2, The Duck Song 3, I gotta pea, Bob the Snail, Best Friends Forever, This Song is Stuck Inside my head, The CBA Song, Peter Piper, Sally Sells Seashells, Lazy Saturday Afternoon, and more really funny songs for kids). I wrote this song before I could rhyme I guess that's why it took me such a long piece of paper I know it sounds funny But it's hard to buy things without any time Full lyrics at Songdrops.com: Funny songs for kids and everyone. Songs for children and teens by Bryant Oden
Views: 1742666 songdrops
Funny Song: The Name of My Frog: FASTER Version.
 
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This is the faster version of The Name of My Frog, A Songdrops song by Bryant Oden. Can YOU keep up by the second try? LYRICS: I have a bunny named bunny and a rat named rat A bird named bird and a cat named cat A ferret named ferret and a dog named dog So you can probably guess the name of my frog: CHORUS: Francis Felix Fenton Fabian Finley Farnsworth Falco Fallon Flannigan Fairfax Freddy McGrog Farley Fernando the Frog V2 I have a hamster named hamster and a fish named fish A horse named horse- not really but I wish A crab named crab and a snail named bob That's another song, but the name of my frog: is CHORUS V3 I have a lizard named lizard and a snake named snake A Himalayan Guinea Pig I just call Jake A parrot named parrot who goes with me when I jog And who won't stop saying the name of my frog: CHORUS V4 I have a mouse named gerbil and a gerbil named mouse The night that I named them it was dark in the house A cute little piggy that I call Dr. hog But do you remember the name of my frog? CHORUS (But I just call him Mr. Jumpers.)
Views: 155400 songdrops
FUNNY SONG: Tarantulas (The Tarantula Song)
 
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Tarantulas (The Tarantula Song) is a funny song by Songdrops (Bryant Oden). Other funny songs for kids and teens by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Paula the Koala, The BFF Song, The Halloween Song, The Color Song, and other funny songs for kids and teens. iTUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/songdrops-collection-vol./id437025419 One Hour Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jzx-jG-JmE Lyrics to the funny song about spiders: The Tarantula Song, by Bryant Oden: (Http://Songdrops.com) Tarantulas tarantulas Everybody loves tarantulas If there's just fuzz where your hamster was It's probably because of tarantulas They're so soft and their so furry And they're so cute if your visions blurry all of mine got free but don't you worry Though they're crawling up your wall in a big hurry Tarantulas tarantulas Everybody loves tarantulas If there's just fuzz where your hamster was It's probably because of tarantulas Can you feel that itch on the top of your head It could be one of them crawling instead But it won't bite unless it senses fear So just stay calm 'til it's gone in a year Tarantulas tarantulas Everybody loves tarantulas If there's just fuzz where your hamster was It's probably because of tarantulas More funny Halloween songs and other songs by Bryant Oden on this channel and at Songdrops.com
Views: 6096202 songdrops
FUNNY SONG #7: Paula the Koala
 
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Paula the Koala: Can YOU keep up? A funny song by Bryant Oden Try the FASTER VERSION! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQsD0PTbu9c iTUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/songdrops-collection-vol./id597529907 More funny kids songs and funny songs for children and teens, like The Color Song, The Duck Song, Tarantulas, and many more, at http://Songdrops.com Lyrics to Paula the Koala: Paula the koala She moved to Guatemala Cuz she heard the trees there were a little taller Turned out they were smaller So she moved to lake eufuala Then to Walla Walla Washington So if you live in Walla Walla And you see a koala You can bet your bottom dollar That koala's name is Paula Paula the koala Who lives in walla walla Walla walla Washington She's cute She's kind She;s the coolest marsupial that you could ever find She's sweet She's smart She's a smalla with a great big heart This is a fun, interactive song for kids and everyone. More funny songs for children, teens and kids of all ages, like The Color Song, The Duck Song, and many more, at Songdrops.com
Views: 3269998 songdrops
The Long Word Song: Faster Version (Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia)
 
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Now that The Long Word Song is approaching 2 million views, and since some of you have been asking for a faster version, I decided to post this today. It also makes it a little easier to pronounce the word by breaking it down. Here's the original speed video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-V6FHWYtcg The Long Word Song (Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia) Faster Version is a funny song by Bryant Oden. More funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (Hippo poto monstroses quiped alio phobia) is a real word, that means fear of long words. It's also spelled HippopotomonstrosesquiPPedaliophobia, with two Ps in quipped, but most dictionaries consider one P to be standard. Free download of this song: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2793262 Free download of the instrumental karaoke version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2845692 I was wanting to make a funny song about this word for a while, and this is how it turned out. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (Pneumono ultra microscopic silico volcano coniosis) is in most dictionaries but some experts believe the word was created specifically in order to be ridiculously long... Easier to learn to pronounce: LYRICS to The Long Word Song: I’ve been afraid of big words since I was a kid I thought that I’d get over it somehow I never did Usually it’s no big deal but every now and then You’re audaciously loquacious (ahh!) it kicks in again I went to a specialist and said what’s wrong with me Based upon your test results, it’s not hard to see You’re afraid of lengthy words you’re not the only one Here’s what your condition’s called but this won’t be much fun Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia If you’re afraid it’s no big deal, here’s one you should know-a Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia I’m not even joking, no I kid you not Though it’s absurd that’s the word I don’t like it a lot There’s one thing I know for sure so listen if you please Whoever came up with the word did not have the disease [Chorus] I was in my science class when I started screaming It was cuz of a video the teacher was streaming It was about a lung disease I hope they all get better But whoever named it gave it way too many letters I mean really who would name a disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Not very sensitive to people who have [chorus] [chorus]
Views: 224414 songdrops
Funny Song: Octo the Octopo
 
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Octo the Octopo by Bryant Oden. Can YOU keep up with this funny kids song? More funny kids songs on this Songdrops channel and at http://Songdrops.com Lyrics: Octo the Octopo was driving in Morocco Down a busy roado in his purple turbo he had one armo on the steering wheelo he had 7 armos left One was picking up a cup of cocoa mocha One had a big ol' loco burrito One was at the radio searching for a songo One was in the back picking up a pack of gumo One was at the radio searching for a songo One was on his phono texting Marco Polo One was making sureo his hairo was perfecto one was at his noseo scratchingo an itcho I guess you knowo what happened to Octo And his purple turbo in Morocco He wasn't payingo enougho attentiono His turbo hito phono polo He has no armos left He has no armos left (Funny kids Songs for children, teens and everyone: Octo the Octopo. A challenge song about distracted driving) Sometimes people ask me if Octo is an octopus. I'm not sure what Octo is actually!
Views: 376117 songdrops
Funny Song: Dragon in my Wagon
 
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Dragon in my wagon. A Funny song for all ages, from kids/children to teens and adults, by Bryant Oden. Only 1 in 12 people can keep up with this song the first time they hear it. Can YOU? Dragon in my wagon: A funny song by Bryant Oden. More funny songs for kids, teens and everyone at Songdrops.com. LYRICS: Some people like pet dogs Some people like pet cats Some think a parakeet is sweet But that's not where I'm at Some people like pet bunnies Hamster and gerbils too But my pet is the best yet Believe me 'cause it's true That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet Some people like pet frogs Some people like pet snakes For some a little fish or two Is really all it takes Some people like pet spiders Or hermit crabs or snails But they can't breathe much fire And they don't have ten foot tails That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet Some people like pet ferrets And some people like pet skunks But you have to de-stink them Or steer clear of where they stunk Chameleons and iguanas Well they're far too hard to spell And turtles don't like doing tricks And never change their shell That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet Some people like pet hedgehogs But their quills can really sting Some people like pet parrots But they skip words when they sing Some people like pet raccoons Even teach them how to flush But then they sit and read in there When you are in a rush That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet [This song was posted the weekend "How to train your dragon 2" came out, I wrote the song a few years ago, it just took a long time to get around to recording it.] More funny songs for children, teens and everyone at Songdrops.com: Songs for kids of all ages.
Views: 231466 songdrops
Funny Song: Paula the Koala - Faster Version
 
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FUNNY SONG: Paula the Koala Faster Version. Only 1 in 50 people can keep up AFTER THE WARM UP. By Bryant Oden. Since a lot of you have been asking, here's a faster version of Paula the Koala. (Good luck!)
Views: 947194 songdrops
TONGUE TWISTER SONG: Five Fruit Flies Flew
 
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Five Fruit Flies Flew. Can YOU keep up with this original funny tongue twister song by Bryant Oden (who does other tongue twister songs and challenge songs for kids and teens, like Peter Piper, Sally Sells Seashells, Betty Botter, How much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck, Dragon in my Wagon, The Name of my Frog, The Name Song and many more.) http://Songdrops.com LYRICS to the original tongue twister songs Five Fruit Flies Flew: Five fruit flies flew through three fields Thirsty for free flower meals One fruit fly thought it's too far And hopped a ride inside a car Four fruit flies flew through three fields Thirsty for free flower meals Three flies fought over where to fly One swished away to a Swiss fish fry Three fruit flies flew through three fields Thirsty for free flower meals One fruit fly flew far too low A fast frog flicked its tongue uh oh Two fruit flies flew through three fields Thirsty for free flower meals One fruit fly flew far too high 'til a sparrow swooped down from the sky One fruit fly flew through three fields Thirsty for free flower meals It found a flower full of food It slurped and slurped then burped how rude That fruit fly flittered far away But five more fruit flies flew that day More fun and fast tongue twister songs for kids on this channel and at Songdrops.com
Views: 554597 songdrops
Pi Song: Expert Level. The Pi Song with 100 Digits
 
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Thanks for a million views of The Pi Song! Since I've had a lot of requests, this new extended expert level version of The Pi Song has 100 digits of Pi after the decimal point. Good luck! The Pi Song (Extended Expert Version) by Bryant Oden. A funny song from Songdrops to help you learn and memorize Pi. Original Pi Song: https://youtu.be/AtgfsRH3H3U Lyrics to The Pi Song: Expert Level Version V1 They said would you like some pi I said yes I would I forgot they majored in math I would undo it if I could They said: 3.14159 2653589 7932384 626433 V2 They said would you like some more I said that's okay I don't really need to know But they went on any way They said 83 27 95 02 88 41 97 169 V3 I said gee I'm running late sorry I can't stay They said that works out just fine Then walked with me the whole way They said 39 93 75 then 10 58 20 97 49 V4 I said please just make it stop Make it stop right now I can’t take it anymore They said you’ll find a way somehow They said 44 59 23 07 81 64 06 286 V5 So I put some ear plugs in and I ran away They ran ahead with a big sign These were the numbers on display It said: 208 998 628 034 825 342 117 0679
Views: 373726 songdrops
Funny Monkey Song: Mustache Monkeys by Bryant Oden
 
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Cute, funny monkey song: Mustache Monkeys! By Bryant Oden, who did The Duck Song. Much thanks to Jackson Burris for permission to use the video footage he shot of Tamarins at the San Francisco Zoo. (Check out his channel: Sporefreak105)! Lyrics to Mustache Monkeys: Mustache monkey hanging around Mustache monkey what's going down Mustache monkey all alone 'Til Monkey number two gets home Mustache monkeys checking things out Wondering what's you're all about Mustache monkeys are there any more Here come monkeys three and four Mustache monkeys turning their head It helps them think when their sideways instead Mustache monkeys looking at you They wanna know what you are up to CHORUS: Mustache monkeys looking deep in your eyes If you don't watch out they just might hypnotize Mustache monkeys don't lke to share Mustcahe monkeys what's over there mustache monkeys you won't believe this One of them is trying to giving you a kiss Mustache monkeys looking deep in your eyes If you don't watch out they just might hypnotize Mustache monkeys turning their head It helps them think when their sideways instead Mustache monkeys looking at you They wanna know what you are up to Mustache monkeys looking deep into your eyes if you don't watch out they just might hypnotize If you don't watch out they just might hypnotize If you don't watch out they just might hypnotize
Views: 190438 songdrops
Funny Halloween Song: Zombies Just Want To Be Loved.
 
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A funny song by Bryant Oden http://Songdrops.com Here are the lyrics to this funny Halloween song: Zombies Just wanna be loved. Zombies Just wanna be loved. So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug. Zombies just wanna be loved. 2. Vampires just wanna be loved (Just wanna wanna be loved loved) So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug (watch your blood) Vampires just wanna be loved Just wanna wanna be loved loved 3. Chainsaw holding maniacs just wanna be loved Just wanna wanna be loved loved So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug (watch your arms) Chainsaw holding maniacs just wanna be loved Just wanna wanna be loved loved 4. Giant mutant tarantulas just wanna be loved They just wanna wanna be loved loved So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug (watch its fangs) Giant mutant tarantula just wanna be loved Just wanna wanna be loved loved
Views: 84114 songdrops
The Mother's Day Song: A funny song for Mother's Day
 
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FREE download and karaoke info below! The Mother's Day Song: A sweet and funny song for moms for Mother's Day, by Bryant Oden Songdrops Mother's Day Songs and Mom's birthday songs by Bryant Oden: 1. The Mother's Day Song: https://youtu.be/SC2I5skGzYU 2. For Mom: https://youtu.be/WGc7Awxt9i8 3. Mom's Song: https://youtu.be/yc6qPIMGAZo 4. A Song for Mom: https://youtu.be/vNsgkTAzT6s 5. A Mother's Love: https://youtu.be/G-kQgAU8n9s (Other Bryant Oden songs: The Duck Song, The Tarantula Song, Best Friends Forever). http://www.Songdrops.com Free song link: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2602507 Free karaoke instrumental version link: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/freeproducts.asp?id=2122184 Lyrics: to The Mother's Day Song Every day you keep me safe and warm and loved and fed But today's your special day, It was my turn instead So I got up at 5 a.m. I've-been working hard since then Some things I didn't get quite right, next year I'll try again V2 Just for you I did my best to cut my own hair Some places came out pretty good. And some are kind of bare I washed all your nicest clothes, but the washer wasn't free So I used the dish washer Pretty smart of me! CHORUS: Remember no one's perfect Every kid has faults Remember it's the thought that counts, more than the results My heart was in the right place even though I did it wrong It was all to say on Mother's day my love for you is strong V3 I vacuumed really quietly I didn't use the power I cleaned your dirty iPad screen, I held it in the shower I painted all the ceilings it was easy with the mop Now the carpet's painted too with cool rainbow drops! V4 I answered all your work emails with "Just leave me alone" And we gave a prince from Scamdinavia a loan I watered all the house plants with the garden hose I forgot to turn it off sometimes that's how it goes CHORUS V5 Your car's shiny inside and out with lots of olive oil Who knew that oatmeal splatters up so high and far on boil I tried to make you orange juice but I spilled it on the floor I tried to fry you bacon we don't have a stove no more V6 Since you can't really cook this week I called the pizza place I emptied out the fridge and freezer so there's enough space They should be here any time, two dozen pizza pies I paid with your credit card, I hope that you're surprised CHORUS Funny songs for moms for Mothers Day
Views: 3796705 songdrops
Funny Backwards Alphabet Song: The CBA Song
 
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Can YOU say the alphabet BACKWARDS? Fast, funny, difficult challenge song: The CBA Song (The Backwards Alphabet Song) is a funny song for kids and everyone, http://Songdrops.com By Bryant Oden (Who does the Duck Song, Tarantulas, Paula the Koala and other funny songs). iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-... On the CD of 40 songs: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops The CBA Song (or Backwards Alphabet Song) is a fun, challenging funny song that reverses the old alphabet song by playing it backwards. Give it a try, it's harder than you might think. If you master it, try the impossibly fast version! More funny songs for kids and everyone on this channel and at Songdrops.com
Views: 3296652 songdrops
Father's Day song: Hey Dad!
 
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Hey Dad! A song for dads for Father's Day or birthdays. By Bryant Oden. Free instrumental guitar for the Father's Day song Hey Dad: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3139372 Chords and Lyrics: (2nd Fret or whatever works for your voice) G Em C D Hey Dad Do you have a minute for me to say I’m glad you’re my dad, and especially today C D G Em I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you do C D G D I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you I know that you show How much you love me in a thousand ways I know you help me grow a little more each day I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you do I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you [hold G] I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you do I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you Father's Day songs for children | Songs for kids to sing on Father's Day
Views: 251073 songdrops
FUNNY Cat Song: Cocoa the Kitten
 
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Only 1 in 6 people can keep up with the whole song. CAN YOU? By Bryant Oden http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops funny song for kids and everyone: Cocoa the Cute Little Coo Coo Calico Kitten A cute and funny song about a day spent house sitting with a kitten. More funny kids songs and songs for all ages on this Songdrops channel and at Songdrops.com LYRICS: I was in New Jersey visiting the town of Trenton About a 3000 mile swim from Great Britain But please don't try to swim it I was just kidding The water's too cold and most whales don't like to be ridden Anyway I was just there for a little house sitting On a cold winter day that almost left me frost bitten Then I saw on the wall a note that my friend had written Beware of Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten I was sitting in the living room a really nice room to sit in But it had a big hand made blanket that didn't quite fit in It must have been made by someone who really likes knitting But probly not Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten CHORUS: Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten It's for her that this silly song was written Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten I didn't know that Coa Coa was under the blanket hidden 'Til suddenly she jumped out and ran towards me unbidden Then she jumped up and pounced my hand and it got bitten By Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten If I had only known it was coming I would have worn a mitten If I could find one that my hand would fit in It didn't really hurt I'm the first to be admitting The bite from Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten I said I know you're just playing but biting me is forbidden My hand's not something your teeth should be putting a dent in If they weren't so sharp then maybe I'd be permitting A bite from Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten CHORUS She was so cute that soon I was totally smitten She looked like a cat that I had once the image was spitting She was so crazy when she played that my laughter was side splitting Because of Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten Then I looked at the time and saw how late it was getting My house sitting was done, it was time for me to be quitting I said you are a cat that I won't soon be forgetting And I hugged goodbye Cocoa the cute little coo coo calico kitten CHORUS Coa Coa the cute little coo coo calico Coa Coa the cute little coo coo calico Coa Coa the cute little coo coo calico kitten By Bryant Oden, who did the duck song, I got a pea, Bob the Snail, Best Friends Forever, This Song is Stuck Inside my head, The CBA Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, The Shortest Song, and more funny kids songs.
Views: 263762 songdrops
Funny Kids song: The Unfinished Song:
 
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Can YOU fill in the blanks in this fun kids song? By Bryant Oden,. (Songdrops). (The Duck Song, The BFF Song, CBA). iTunes: The newer version of this song: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437019959 On the CD of 40 songs: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." More funny songs for kids at http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops I need your help finishing each line of this unfinished song.
Views: 423104 songdrops
Best Friends Song: A song for best friends
 
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You Don't Got A Friend Better Than Me. A song for best friends, by Bryant Oden. Free Download of the instrumental karaoke version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2898497 . Other Bryant Oden songs: Best Friends Forever (The BFF Song), I Got a Pea, Tarantulas, Paula the Koala, The Duck Song and many more, found on this channel and at Songdrops.com Lyrics: Verse 1 You don't got a friend Better than me How can I begin To get you to see Just how much You mean to me I'll say it again You don't got a friend better than me Verse 2 If you're feeling alone If you're feeling down Just pick up your phone And I'll come round As fast as I can That's my guarantee I'll say it again you don't got a friend Better than me Bridge: I've seen you when you're winning and I've seen you when you lose When you can't stop grinning and when you've got the blues No point in pretending there will only be good news But I'm all in through thick and then It wasn't hard to choose Verse 3 If you're feeling sad And you just need to cry If you're feeling mad And need to shout at the sky If you just need some space A little time to be I'll say it again you don't got a friend better than me. (Repeat verse 1) More songs for best friends on this channel and at Songdrops.com
Views: 333658 songdrops
Funny Valentine's Day Love Song: I Love Ukuleles
 
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I Love Ukuleles (I love U-kuleles) A funny ukulele love song for Valentine's Day or any day. By Bryant Oden. This is a little love song I wrote a while back. It was fun to write and record. It's the second ukulele song I've written, which is a little ironic since I don't know how to play one yet! http://Songdrops.com Song by Bryant Oden
Views: 78936 songdrops
Funny Halloween song: Zombies Just Wanna Be Loved (Faster Version)
 
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Another funny Halloween song by Bryant Oden Zombies Just Wanna Be Loved (Zombies Just Want To Be Loved) LYRICS: 1. Zombies Just wanna be loved Zombies Just wanna be loved So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug Zombies just wanna be loved 2. Vampires just wanna be loved (They just wanna wanna be loved loved) [repeat first two lines] So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug (watch your blood) Vampires just wanna be loved They just wanna wanna be loved loved 3. Chainsaw holding maniacs just wanna be loved They just wanna wanna be loved loved [twice] So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug (watch your arms) Chainsaw holding maniacs just wanna be loved They just wanna wanna be loved loved 4. Giant mutant tarantulas just wanna be loved They just wanna wanna be loved loved [twice] So if you see one coming towards you give it a hug (watch its fangs) Giant mutant tarantula just wanna be loved They just wanna wanna be loved loved Repeat V1- Zombies- (Watch your brains) More Funny Halloween Songs on that playlist on this channel.
Views: 23489 songdrops
Funny Skunk Song:  Striper the Kitty
 
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Funny Skunk Song: Striper the Kitty. A kid thinks he brings home a baby kitten. He just might have been a little mistaken. Other funny songs for kids/children/teens by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, The Cat Song, Paula the Koala, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, and many more. iTUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/songdrops-collection-vol./id437025419 More funny songs at Http://Songdrops.com LYRIC to the funny song "Striper the Kitty": CHORUS: Striper the kitty. I found him all alone It would have been a pity Not to bring him home There's no other kitty like my new best friend With a big striped tail and funny smell But still I love him 1 I built a little home for him in the back of the shed I gathered up some nice soft grass and made a bushy bed. I forgot to tell anybody he was there Cuz I don't think that Striper really likes when people stare 2 I brought him some water and some kitty food Hhe didn't eat a lot of it, which seemed a little rude He's such a funny kitty- guess what he ate instead? Half the grass I gathered that made up his soft bed CHORUS 3 My sister got suspicious of my sneaking around She followed me into the shed and you know who she found This is my kitty Striper, please don't tell anyone I mean because they're busy and don't have much time for fun 4 My sister started laughing, why I'll never know Then she said believe me, we have to let him go. Maybe for now it's only me who knows you hid him there But soon the whole town will know that something's in the air CHORUS 5 So we went back to the place where Striper and I met We let him roam around a while but saw no momma yet Then sticking up out of the grass I saw a big tall tail It was black and white and striped and it kinda smelled 6 Striper scampered to his mom and she scampered to him. They touched their little noses and then touched them again Striper looked back at me and then he blinked goodbye Then they ran off together while I laughed and cried Final CHORUS ending: Even though he had to go I'll always love him Maybe one day when I go play I'll see him again Thanks for checking out funny songs on the Songdrops channel
Views: 365468 songdrops
Funny Song for kids and everyone: Lazy Saturday Afternoon
 
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By Bryant Oden, (Other funny songs for kids and everyone: The Duck Song, BFF Song, I Got a Pea). iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437019959 On the CD of 40 songs: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." More funny songs for kids and everyone: http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops By Bryant Oden, who did the duck song, I got a pea, Bob the Snail, Best Friends Forever, This Song is Stuck Inside my head, The Turkey Song, I Don't Like Tomatoes, The CBA Song, I Love U, Ringtone and more really funny songs for kids and classrooms. More funny songs for children, older kids and everyone at Songdrops.com and on this Songdrops Youtube channel.
Views: 272996 songdrops
Funny Song for kids:  Poopers The Magic Penguin
 
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This is a follow up to The Duck Song series, Poopers the Magic Penguin. Another funny song by Songdrops iTUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/songdrops-collection-vol./id597529907 By Bryant Oden http://Songdrops.com Lyrics: Honey Bear and his sister were walking home She was crying cuz she dropped her ice cream cone Honey Bear said you're ok, but maybe POOOOOPERS can make your day Suddenly a magic penguin appeared He said Don't you worry- Poopers is here Poopers can you make my sister smile? You bet I can, and I'll do it with style He pushed a spot on his left shoulder And suddenly the air got a whole lot colder An ice cream cone floated down from the sky And landed upside down between Honey Bear's eyes His sister smiled and laughed at the mess Honey bear said um... thanks. I guess No need to thank me. Waddle on! And quick as a penguin bum bum poopers was gone! CHORUS: Poopers the magic penguin Just shout his name you might see him A waddling rainbow without the rain He'll wash your worries down the drain Poopers the magic penguin Bum Bum bum, bum bum bum V2: The lemonade stand man had some doubt So he gave Poopers a shout Suddenly a magic penguin appeared He said don't you worry Poopers is here I like the corner store woman, but I'm kinda shy Poopers said Challenge accepted. Goodbye No need to thank me, waddle on! And quick as a penguin bum bum Poopers was gone Bum bum bum, bum bum bum V3: A cute little duck felt like staying in bed But he had to go to school instead He wasn't ready for a test and had no one to blame So he shouted Poopers name Suddenly a magic penguin appeared He said don't you worry, Poopers is here Poopers can I stay in bed all day? I'm happy to help you have your way He pushed a spot on the top of his head And suddenly the duck was in class in his bed! No need to thank me. Waddle on! And quick as a penguin bum bum Poopers was gone CHORUS V4: The corner store woman found her lost cat Stuck in a tree is where it was at The woman yelled Poopers are you around? Please help me and my dog get my kitten down Suddenly a magic penguin appeared He said don't you worry, Poopers is here I'll save your kitten just a sec Then he pushed a spot on the side of his neck Suddenly the dog was stuck in the tree And the kitten came down, quick as a flea No need to thank me, waddle on And quick as a penguin bum bum Poopers was gone Bum bum bum, bum bum bum The lemonade stand man was walking by He wanted to run because he was so shy But he climbed up the tree and brought her dog down She gave him a hug when he was back on the ground Poopers popped out from behind a tree And said "a happy ending don't you agree? No need to thank me. Waddle on! And quick as a penguin bum bum Poopers was gone CHORUS Poopers. The magic Penguin Bum bum bum, bum bum bum Poopers. The magic Penguin Bum bum bum, bum bum bum
Views: 161608 songdrops
Funny Song: Dragon in my Wagon (Faster Version)
 
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Can YOU keep up? Dragon in my Wagon: Faster Version. Another funny Songdrops Song by Bryant Oden
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Funny Song for Kids: The Unfinished Song
 
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Other Funny Songs for kids by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The BFF Song, The CBA Song). iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437019959 On the CD of 40 songs: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." More children's songs and funny songs for kids and everyone at http://Songdrops.com. http://facebook.com/songdrops By Bryant Oden, who did the duck song, I got a pea, Bob the Snail, Best Friends Forever, This Song is Stuck Inside my head, The Turkey Song, I Don't Like Tomatoes, The CBA Song, I Love U, Ringtone and more really funny songs for kids and classrooms. Interactive songs and singalong games and funny songs for kids and students Lyrics: I didn't finish this song Cuz I didn't have time So won't you play along And help me finish each_____ Do you get the idea It's not hard to see I'll start each part And then it's finished by ____ If you look up at the sky before the day is done you can see if shining bright I'm talking about the ______ If you look up at night if you look really far You can see it shining bright I'm talking about the ____ After you brush your teeth It's time to rest your head Time to go to sleep Time to go to _____ This one's harder to finish But there once was a dinosaur Who had to go to the dentist because his mouth was kinda _____ Well it's already here So I won't pretend That there's more to this song Cuz this is the ____ But wait I'm still singing I don't even know why There's nothing left to say Except for maybe good _____
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Funny Valentine's Day Love Song: I Won't Give Up 'Til I Win Your Heart
 
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I Won't Give Up 'Til I Win Your Heart: A funny love song for Valentine's Day or any day, by Bryant Oden Other funny love songs by Songdrops: The Valentine's Day Song, The Love Bug, You Turn My Pinkies Blue, If Our Love Was An Outhouse and other funny songs. Lyrics to the funny love song I Won't Give Up 'Til I Win Your Heart: 1: From the moment that I met you I've been hoping I would get to Be the one that you adore So I've been trying more and more I gave you two dozen roses honey bees went up our noses I bought you some fancy chocolate Melted right through my back pocket I said I'd walk your cute little doggy I forgot Now your carpet is soggy I know so far I'm not off to such a great start But I won't give up til I win your heart 2: I brought you a cup of cocoa Hey nice new white shoes oops oh no You let me use your ipad I've never seen one melt so bad I bought you some fine perfume Turns out Febreze is just for rooms I carried you across a puddle We fell in to a big mud hole Last year I put a funny fake tattoo On your cheek it still looks bran new I know so far I'm not off to such a great start But I won't give up til I win your heart 3: -I thought I'd write on your side walk With some fancy side walk chalk You smell like roses in the sun I wrote you smell then had to run I bought a basket of nice fruit And left it at your door how cute It's too bad an ugly rat Died right where the fruit was at You saw the dead rat and the note from me It said this is how sweet a kiss from you would be I know so far I'm not off to such a great start But I won't give up til I win your heart 4: You finally let me buy you dinner My first date I'm a beginner We ate at that new gas station Hotdogs got my stomach complaining put some gas into your car But not the kind that takes it far And then I bought you some ice cream In it I hid my grandma's ring You bit down and a tooth came out Now you sound so cute when you shout I know so far I'm not off to such a great start But I won't give up til I win your heart 5: I sent you a sweet text message Sorry for all of the messes Tried to text I think you're pretty Forgot the r you said Don't bug me My friends tell me I should give up There's no way that I'll win your love But I've only just begun I won't quit til your heart is won Today I gave you 50 big red balloons looks like you'll be landing soon I know so far I'm not off to such a great start But I won't give up til I win your heart No I won't give up til I win your heart I won't give up til I win your heart More funny songs for kids, teens and everyone, including funny valentine's day songs and funny love songs at Songdrops.com
Views: 289948 songdrops
FUNNY SONG #2: I Got a Pea
 
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Funny songs: I Got a Pea (I Gotta Pea), a funny song by Bryant Oden. (Songdrops). Other funny songs by Bryant Oden include The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, Tarantulas, Paula the Koala, The Long Word Song, The Homework Song, The Color Song, and other funny songs for kids, teens and adults) iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-... On the CD: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." http://Songdrops.com: LYRICS to the funny song I Got a Pea, by Bryant Oden: Today for show and tell I’m so excited I might yell I can’t wait to show you- it’s so cool I went to grandma’s yesterday …. worked in her garden the whole day she let me bring some veggies here to school. I gotta carrot I gotta yam I gotta a green bean fresh not from a can I gotta potato, and as you can probably see I also gotta pea I gotta pea, I gotta pea. Why is everyone laughing at me? So If you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me. I got a pumpkin, I gotta squash. I got some lettuce I still need to wash I got an onion, And some broccoli I also gotta pea I gotta pea, I gotta pea. Why is everyone laughing at me? So If you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me. Yes if you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me.
Views: 10316277 songdrops
I Got a Pea (Karaoke instrumental version)
 
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Http://Songdrops.com Since a lot of you have asked, here's a karaoke instrumental version for I Got a Pea.
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Red Pandas playing in the snow with a funny Songdrops song
 
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This is a faster version of the song "Don't Make a Snowman with Yellow Snow" with a cute and funny video of red pandas playing in the snow. The footage was taken by a very lucky zoo keeper and posted on the Cincinnati Zoo channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSehQsYU9h4 Subscribe to their channel for more cool animal videos. Song by Bryant Oden, Songdrops.com
Views: 35364 songdrops
The Pi Song: Funny Song to help you memorize Pi
 
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The Pi song. NEW EXPERT LEVEL VERSION of The Pi Song has 100 digits! https://youtu.be/tSNYbJ-EaAc Pi Day is 3.14 every year. The Pi Song: A funny song to memorize Pi. By Bryant Oden This song has helped thousands of people memorize the first 25 digits of pi (26 if you count the 3.) You may find listening 2 or 3 times to this short simple song is all it takes to learn it. What is Pi? Pi is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. I was going to do a song that included ALL the digits of pi, but that would have taken forever. ;) I was also going to do a song where I sing Pi backwards, but I didn't know where to start. ;) ;) Lyrics the the funny song, The Pi Song: They said would you like some pie I said yes I would I forgot they majored in math I would undo it if I could They said: 3.14159 2653589 7932384 6264-3-3 More funny songs and challenge songs by Bryant Oden for kids, teens and all ages at Songdrops.com
Views: 1831577 songdrops
FUNNY SONG #12: Bob the Snail
 
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FUNNY SONG: Bob the Snail. If you like Marcel the Shell, Turbo, or other snail type songs and videos, you might like the funny song, Bob the Snail, by Bryant Oden. Other funny Songdrops songs include: The Long Word Song, The Color Song, The Homework Song, This Song is Stuck inside my Head, The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The BFF Song and many more). iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-... On the CD of 40 funny songs for kids and everyone: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops Here is the final CD version of the cute, funny song Bob the Snail. Bob the Snail Lyrics: CGF Verse 1 C G Bobs my favorite snail And I know he really loves me loves me F C G Hes the classiest snail You would ever hope to know C G And I wish he didnt smell But I know he cant help it help it F C G C Hes lived in the same shell Since I got him long ago Chorus1: F C And if I ever need him need him All I have to do is call him call him G C And I know hell come running running Well I guess hell come crawling F C So I guess I better call him call him About a week before I need him G C So that Ill see him see him Right about on time Chorus2 C F C And its not his fault Hes a little bit slow G He cant help it if hes got G Cute little itty bitty teeny tiny slippery slimy pokier than miney toes Verse 2 C F And sometimes when Im sleeping I like to cuddle with him Then I put him on my nose We look into each others eyes And sometimes in the morning Hes on my forehead snoring I know he didnt sleep well Cuz he was walking all night (chorus1) (Chorus2) Yes I guess I better call him About a week before I need him So that Ill see him Right about on time Bob's my favorite snail f g ccc More funny songs for kids on this YouTube channel on at Songdrops.com. Related videos: Marcel the Shell, Turbo the Snail, and other funny kids songs about snails.
Views: 1061202 songdrops
FUNNY SONG #11  The Color Song
 
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The Color Song: CAN YOU GUESS THE ANSWERS?? A funny song for kids by Bryant Oden. Answers below. iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437025419 The Color Song is a fun, interactive song for kids and anyone. Can you figure out all the answers? By Bryant Oden, who did the Duck Song, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever. Tarantulas, Paula the Koala, and other funny kids songs. More funny songs for kids and fun interactive children's music at http://Songdrops.com Here's the answers in case you got stuck... 1. blue 2. green 3. red 4. orange 5. white 6. yellow 7. purple 8. orange 9. brown 10. black 11. gray 12. orange 13. pink 14. gold 15. silver 16. orange 17. tan 18. violet 19. teal 20 orange Find more funny songs and fun songs for kids at Songdrops.com
Views: 1479585 songdrops
More Amazing Than Your Love: A Love Song
 
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Another Songdrops song by Bryant Oden Free download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2940964 Lyrics to More Amazing Than Your Love 1. I’ve seen a shooting star that was perfectly still No really for real No really for real 2. And I’ve seen a four leaf clover that was missing a leaf It made me cry with some grief It made me cry with some grief CHORUS: I’ve seen some amazing stuff NA NA NA None of it was near enough NA NA NA To be more amazing than your love NA NA NA NA NA 3 I’ve seen a unicorn that looked just like a horse It wasn’t of course It wasn’t of course 4 And I’ve seen a rainbow that looked just like a cloud It made me shout out loud hey that rainbow looks just like a cloud CHORUS 5. I’ve seen a tidal wave that was 3 inches tall It wasn’t scary at all It wasn’t scary at all 6. And I’ve seen two snowflakes that were exactly the same Except for their names, yeah Except for their names CHORUS 7. I’ve seen a tiny jumbo shrimp too big for its small size I’m not telling lies. No No I’m not telling lies 8. And I’ve seen a shady forest that was missing the trees Something big must have sneezed, Something big must have sneezed CHORUS 9. I’ve seen eyes that love me unconditionally You mean the world to me You mean the world to me 10. And I’ve seen a heart that feels exactly like home You melted my heart of stone You melted my heart of stone CHORUS More Amazing Than Your Love is a sweet, funny love song for kids, teens and everyone
Views: 19137 songdrops
Funny Song for Halloween or anytime: Gary The Ghost
 
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Gary The Ghost: a funny Halloween song for kids and teens, by Bryant Oden. More funny Halloween songs and other funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com. Other funny songs by Songdrops: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, the BFF Song, Tarantulas, Paula the Koala, and more, are on this channel and Songdrops.com, which has funny songs for children and teens. Gary the ghost he liked to make toast even though he couldn't eat it... Video topic: Funny Halloween Songs for kids, children's music, Gary the Ghost, Children's music, fun Halloween songs, kids music, scary songs, ghost songs, Trick or Treat, Bryant Oden, 13 nights of Halloween.
Views: 581810 songdrops
FUNNY CHRISTMAS SONG #2  Santa's Solar Sleigh
 
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Santa's Solar Sleigh: A funny Christmas song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Free instrumental karaoke backing track download below. Much thanks to the dozens of schools who are singing this funny Christmas song for Holiday concerts. Other funny Christmas songs for kids, teens and anyone, by Songdrops: Three Pairs of Long John's On, Skunkles the Christmas Skunk, When Santa Was a Boy, Walking Through the Christmas Snow With You, and more. Popular funny songs by Songdrops: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, Tarantulas and more. http://Songdrops.com FREE instrumental download of the funny Christmas song, Santa's Solar Sleigh: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3045263 LYRICS the funny Christmas song for kids: Santa's solar sleigh v1 Santa's brother bob Came to visit for a while He said bro you need to know Your sleigh is out of style V2 It's getting really old And the paint job is a mess It doesn't have a heater in case you get cold And it doesn't have GPS V3 What if the reindeer all get sick What if they lose their lift? But don't you worry brother I bought you a gift V4 It's a solar sleigh It's the latest thing When word gets round in every town, everyone will sing V5 Santa's solar sleigh. It's quite a site It has everything he needs For that special Christmas flight CHORUS And it's got: Head lights tail lights flood lights Christmas lights Automatic doors A coffee maker ice maker snow maker toy maker All of that and more And it's got: a windshield washer dishwasher clothes washer boot washer Satellite TV Hifi Wifi auto park auto fly A laser light Christmas tree V6 1 Santa said that's kind of you And I don't mean to offend But my old sleigh is a okay It's like a trusty friend V7 2 Bob said come on brother. I bought the very best. Please just try it Christmas Eve, It will pass your every test V8 3 Santa finally gave in He told the reindeer the news He said I guess that sleigh is best So I guess I don't need you V9 4 Thanks for all you've done for me For so many years The reindeer looked down to the ground To hide their reindeer tears V10 5 Soon it was Christmas Eve Santa hopped into the sleigh He said Ho Ho Ho it's time to go but it wouldn't fly away. V11 6 Santa's solar sleigh it's quite a site Just one little problem There's no sunshine at night So he couldn't use the: Head lights tail lights flood lights Christmas lights Automatic doors Coffee maker ice maker snow maker toy maker All of that and more And he couldn't use the windshield washer dishwasher clothes washer boot washer Satellite TV Hifi wifi auto park auto fly A laser light Christmas tree V 12 1 Santa went to his reindeer and said I'm sorry I was wrong. Sometimes what's new isn't all it seems. Sometimes what's old is strong V 13 2 I should have listened to my heart It knew what I should do But it's not too late to change our fate With the help of all of you V14 3 The reindeer lifted up their heads and ran to his old sleigh Santa loaded it with toys and they were on their way V15 4 Santa's good old sleigh It's quite a site Just Santa, toys and reindeer On that special Christmas Flight And he didn't need the: Head lights tail lights flood lights Christmas lights Automatic doors Coffee maker ice maker snow maker toy maker All of that and more And he didn't need the windshield washer dishwasher clothes washer boot washer Satellite TV Hifi Wifi auto park auto fly A laser light Christmas tree V16 Santas good old sleigh It's quite a site Just santa toys and reindeer On that special Christmas flight Just santa toys and reindeer On that special Christmas flight Related Songs: Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer, Santa Clause Is Coming To Town, Frosty the Snowman, I'm dreaming of a White Christmas, and more.
Views: 285186 songdrops
Funny Valentine's Day Love Song: You Turn My Pinkies Blue
 
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You Turn My Pinkies Blue. A funny love song for Valentine's Day or any day, by Bryant Oden. More funny love songs and Valentine's songs on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/songdrops-other-songs/id405314995 Lyrics to the funny love song "You Turn my Pinkies Blue": When I look at you I want to throw up Your loveliness gives me butterflies When I hear your voice I have to plug my ears Your sweetness makes me cry When I hold your hand I have to immediately use a bathroom I'm so afraid you're too good to be true you take my breath away I've hardly breathed all day You turn my pinkies blue When we go on a date I sneeze upon your plate Bursting with joy that you're near And when we dance the waltz One of my little faults I stand there and tinkle in fear And when it's time for good bye I close my eyes and try To give you a sweet little kiss But my aim is wrong And my lean too strong And my face hits the floor as I miss yes my face hits the floor as I miss When I look at you I want to throw up The chords to this funny love song are at Songdrops.com, funny songs for kids and everyone Video topic: Valentine's Day, funny valentine's day songs, funny love songs for kids, silly children's songs, cute love songs for kids and teens.
Views: 161526 songdrops
I Got a Pea. A Funny Songs for kids  (CD version)
 
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I Got a Pea is a funny song for kids and everyone by Bryant Oden. More funny songs at Songdrops.com. (This is the CD version of the song, a little faster than the main YouTube video.) iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437019959 On the CD of 40 funny songs (including The Duck Song, The BFF Song) "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops By Bryant Oden, who did the duck song, I got a pea, Bob the Snail, Best Friends Forever, This Song is Stuck Inside my head, The Turkey Song, I Don't Like Tomatoes, The CBA Song, I Love U, Ringtone and more really funny songs for kids and classrooms. I Got a Pea Lyrics: (I Gotta Pea) Today for show and tell I'm so excited I might yell Can't wait to show you it's so cool. I went to gramma's yesterday worked in her garden the whole day. She let me bring some veggies here to school. I got a carrot, I got a yam. I got a green bean fresh not from a can. Got a potato, and as you can probably see, I also got a pea. I got a pea, I got a pea, why is everyone laughing at me. So if you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me. I got a pumkin, I got a squash. I got some lettuce I still need to wash. I got an onion and some broccoli. I also got a pea. I got a pea, I got a pea. Why is everyone laughing at me? so if you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me. Yes if you find a little pea on the floor after I leave, I think it probably belongs to me. More funny songs for kids and everyone on this channel and at Songdrops.com
Views: 1299118 songdrops
Funny Jokes Song:  Dumb Jokes
 
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"Dumb Jokes" is a funny song of funny jokes, by Songdrops, the same guy that brought you funny songs like The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, The Tarantula Song, The Long Word Song, The Color Song, Paula the Koala and many more funny songs. Lyrics to the funny song, Dumb Jokes: Everyone of these jokes is better than the next I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Two hats were on a hat rack. One said, you hang here, I'll go on ahead Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana A bug splatted into my windshield yesterday. It'll never have the guts to do that again. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?" Two drums and a symbol fell off a cliff. Badoom tshhhh! CHORUS Dumb jokes ohhhhhh Bum Bum Bum Bum I broke my pencil this morning. I tried to use it anyway, but it was pointless When's a good time to go to the dentist? Toothhurty What did the zero say to the number 8? Nice belt! Why does this coffee taste like mud? Oh yeah. It's fresh ground. I was digging three deep holes in the backyard. My mom came home and said well well well. Where do generals keep their armies? In there sleevies! What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles back? Weeee! \CHORUS Why is it hard to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Don't ever leave alphabet soup on the stove. It could spell disaster What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny burps. There's three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds. Knock knock ........ interrupting cow ... MMMOOOO! CHORUS Dumb Jokes: A Funny Song by Bryant Oden Funny jokes, kid jokes stupid jokes for kids funyy songs
Views: 1388518 songdrops
Funny songs for kids and teens: Please Don't Pee in the Pool: Faster Version.
 
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This is a faster version of the funny song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool. Song by Bryant Oden. http://Songdrops.com: Funny songs for kids and everyone, by Bryant Oden
Views: 84825 songdrops
The Wheels on the Bus (Funny version)
 
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Funny song: The Wheels on the Bus Are Falling Off. By Songdrops. (I felt this kind of song called for a different kind of vocal. Thanks Melissa!) LYRICS: Hey kids! Are you ready for another inappropriate nursery rhyme song? OKAY! Here we go! 1. The wheels on the bus are falling off falling off, falling off The wheels on the bus are falling off Where’s the first aid kit? 2. The brakes on the bus are going out going out, going out The brakes on the bus are going out Where’s the first aid kit? 3. The engine on the bus is burning bright Burning bright, burning bright The engine on the bus is burning bright Where’s the first aid kit? 4. The snakes on the bus are kind of mad Kind of mad, Kind of mad The snakes on the bus are kind of mad Where’s the first aid kit? 5. The zombies on the bus they want a snack Want a snack, want a snack The zombies on the bus they want a snack Where's the first aid kit? 6. The children on the bus are screaming loud Screaming loud, screaming loud The children on the bus are screaming loud Where's the first aid kit? 7. Now it’s time for sweet sweet dreams Sweet sweet dreams, sweet sweet dreams Now it’s time for sweet sweet dreams Where’s the first aid kit Where’s the first aid kit
Views: 90458 songdrops
Funny Song: The Cat Song
 
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Hey everyone. I love cats. Here's a song based on the cats I've had. The Cat Song: A funny song about cats by Bryant Oden (Songdrops.) Free Karaoke Instrumental Backing Tracks Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3176299 Other funny songs for kids and teens by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Striper the Kitty, Cocoa the Kitten, and more funny songs for kids/children, teens and everyone, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the excellent keyboard work. Lyrics to The Cat Song: Cats They're the sweetest They're the meanest That's just the way it goes Meow meow meow meow Cats they're the cutest Cats theyre the rudest That's really all you need to know You let them out and they want back in So you let them in then they want back out Again and again and again and again It makes you want to shout Cats They chase lasers Cats Their claws are razors That's just the way it goes Meow meow meow meow Cats They like warm places Cats They scratch our faces That's really all you need to know Dogs believe in loyalty Cats believe in royalty Dogs know you are their best friend Cats know you live to serve them Cats Cats That's really all you need to know Cats They like play fighting Cats They like real biting That's just the way it goes Meow meow meow meow Cats They give you kisses Cats They eat gold fishes That's really all you need to know You let them out and they want back in So you let them in then they want back out Again and again and again and again It makes you want to shout Cats They bring dead presents Cats They think we're peasants That's just the way it goes Meow meow meow meow Cats they act above us Cats But deep down they love us That's really all you need to know That's really all you need to know Video Tags/Topic/Related videos: The Mean Kitty Song, Kittens, cat videos, cute cats, funny cat videos, cute pet songs, funny dog songs, dog videos, funny songs and videos about kittens and cats, Three Little Kittens, The Cat Came Back, Cat and Mouse, Itchy and Scratchy, Tom and Jerry Cartoons, Babe, 9 lives movie, nine lives movie, funny kitten and cat songs More funny songs for children/kids, teens and everyone are on this kids songs channel and at Songdrops.com.
Views: 368595 songdrops
Funny kid's Song: I Got a Pea (Faster Version)
 
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Funny Song for Children: I GOT A PEA: (Faster version). A funny song for kids, teens and everyone. By Bryant Oden. Other funny Songdrops songs for children: The Color Song, The Duck Song, The BFF Song, Tarantulas, Paula The Koala, and other funny songs). Original version: iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437019959 On the CD of 40 songs: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 1." More funny songs for kids and everyone on this Songdrops channel, and at http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops By Bryant Oden, who did the duck song, I got a pea, Bob the Snail, Best Friends Forever, This Song is Stuck Inside my head, The CBA Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, The Shortest Song, Honey Bear and more funny songs kids songs/children's songs. This funny song is also called I Gotta Pee, I gotta pea.
Views: 577068 songdrops
Funny Penguin Song: Ten Little Penguins
 
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Ten Little Penguins. A funny song for kids/children by Bryant Oden. Other Songdrops songs by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Homework Song, The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, The Long Word Song, and many more funny children's songs and funny songs for kids and teens. iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-... On the CD of 40 songs: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2." http://Songdrops.com http://facebook.com/songdrops Lyrics: 10 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceburg near penguin town One penguin said I'm ready for some fun Jumped into the water and splashed under the sun. 9 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said it's great to be alive Jumped into the water with a fancy penguin dive 8 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said I just gotta be me Jumped into the water and danced around the sea 7 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said This iceberg's kind of small Jumped into the water and did a cannonball 6 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said those dolphins wanna play Jumped into the water and played with them all day 5 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said I think it's time to eat Jumped into the water and had a little treat 4 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said this is getting kind of old Jumped into the water yelling whoa it's ca ca cold 3 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said I don't wanna be last Jumped into the water and swam away fast 2 little penguins waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town One penguin said where did everybody go? Jumped into the water in super slow-mo 1 little penguin waddling around A tiny little iceberg near penguin town The last penguin said I don't wanna be alone Jumped into the water and swam on home 10 Little Penguins (Ten Little Penguins) a cute little funny song by Bryant Oden who did the duck song, I got a pea, Bob the Snail, Best Friends Forever, This Song is Stuck Inside my head, The CBA Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, The Shortest Song, and more really funny songs for kids.
Views: 307395 songdrops
If I Could Sing You A Rainbow: A sweet bedtime song for kids
 
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Sing You A Rainbow: A relaxing, soothing bedtime song by Bryant Oden This song is a relaxing, soothing song for kids. More bedtime songs and funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com http://Songdrops.com
Views: 38409 songdrops
Funny Song: My Presentation
 
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The Presentation Song is a new funny Songdrops song by Bryant Oden. Ever been unprepared for a presentation? Maybe it went a little something like this.... You might also like "The Homework Song". Other Songdrops songs: The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, Tarantulas, The Color Song, and many more. LYRICS: (The guitar chords are CCFG, same as The Duck Song) First I’d like to thank the teacher for selecting me first To give my presentation that I totally remembered was today I spent the whole weekend doing lots of preparation And definitely not just playing video games The topic that I chose After much consideration is uh very interesting topic Yes the topic that I chose after much deliberation Is uh - American Presidents George Washington was the very first president He could not tell a lie he chopped down a tree to make his wooden teeth I think we all know who the second president was So I won’t waste valuable time saying his or her name Benjamin Franklin might have been the greatest president You’re shaking your head, I think you might have misunderstood Benjamin Franklin might have been the greatest resident Of the town where he lived he invented electric kites Abraham Lincoln was a really honest president He wore a top hat, had a beard, and he was tall before- Before-he-moved to the white house, he lived-in-Gettysburg He gave a speech once at his old Gettysburg address I bet it made him feel good when he bought something at a store To see his face on the pennies he got back Well I bet your head is swimming from all this information I should stop here so you don’t get overwhelmed But it looks like I still have some more time left What luck What great great luck So now I’ll talk about To complete my presentation The uh American early wars The very first war was the revolutionary war It was very revolutionary as wars go Paul Revere’s midnight ride happened largely in the dark The British wore red coats, they liked to be fashionably warm The war of 1812 happened mainly in 1812 Yes 1812 was the year of that war The civil war, was not a very civil war Whoever named the civil war was probably being ironic The first world war was before the second world war Which was after the first world war. According to all of my research In closing I would like to recite a famous Lincoln speech But sadly now I’m almost out of time So that’s my presentation If you have any questions at all Please don’t hesitate to ask Google Because it’s good to do your own research Yes it’s good to do your own research So I tried hard not to spoil anything you might find Yes I tried hard not to spoil anything you might find Please stay seated as you clap and that’s my time
Views: 90103 songdrops
Cute Valentine's Day Song: A Little Like Love
 
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A cute love song for Valentine's Day or any day, by Bryant Oden. http://Songdrops.com Lyrics to A Little Like Love Why can't I find a way to express what I want to say Why can't I find the words so I don't wish that you hadn't heard CHORUS: So I'll just say you, you make me smile more than I have in a long long while And I'll just say you you lift me up in a way that feels a little like love Why can't I look in your eyes without getting butterflies Why can't I keep my cool when we talk sometimes I feel like such a fool CHORUS Why can't I let you know I dreamed that we were holding hands and never did let go. Why can't I simply say I didn't know I could feel this way CHORUS CHORUS
Views: 160476 songdrops
Cute love song: Another Umbrella. by Bryant Oden
 
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http://Songdrops.com The rain is falling down on me The rain is falling down on you Too bad too bad So sad so sad We didn't bring another umbrella I guess we'll just have to walk real close together
Views: 32340 songdrops

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